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victory wings

Facial hair (most notably sideburns) grown by teams or individuals in the event of a streak of continuous wins or successes in sporting competitions, to warrant further luck and good fortune. Said facial hair will be removed in the event of a loss. Most prevalent in the National Rugby League of Australia.
Guy 1: Oi, have you seen the Storm these days? They have won three games on the trot, and now have filthy man-beards?

Guy 2: Yeah mate, those are their 'victory wings'. They reckon they will keep winning if they grow them. When they loose, they shave...
Guy 1: Oh, mad.
by Roaar May 22, 2009
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Victory Powerade

a drink that winners have after severly pwning a team. Usually associated with sports. Best if served cold or with LeBron James on the label.
Our team won, so we all went to Wal-Mart and bought victory powerades.
by B-skizzle November 15, 2006
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Machiavellian victory

Something that seems like a win for everybody involved that doesn't lose everything, though they're often not actually getting/keeping everything, and are actually slowly losing little by little over a long period of time.
People thought it was a Machiavellian victory when a few houses in their neighborhood were burned down or gentrified, then a few more houses and neighbors were lost, and lost everything in the process, then a few more, until finally there was nothing left of what was once their neighborhood. The machine, and the people that were part of the machine took it from them, and they let it slip away from them without ever wak8ng up to fight for it.
by The Original Agahnim May 28, 2021
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Victory Impaired

A kind way of calling someone a loser.
Joey insists that he is not a loser, but simply victory impaired.
by Ludwig77 August 14, 2011
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Victory Bate

Too reward yourself with masterbation after the completion of a task or feat that is exceptional and beyond belief.
Joey: Hey man, i finished my final essay last night in 20 minutes!

Mick: That's awesome dude! Must have been feeling pretty sweet about it!

Joey: Yeah! Totally! Even cranked out a little Victory Bate to congratulate myself!
by thelastpanda December 7, 2010
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Victory Slide

n. & v.

Est. at Wellsville High School in the boys' locker room showers after a victory in one sport or another, usu. football.

A victory slide consists of the shower floor being covered with soap while a naked individual "slides" across it on either his chest or back while yelling "Whoo!". Most of the time, the unlucky individual is pissed on.
Hey Joe, do a victory slide across the shower because we won the state championship!

Dude, I just got pissed all over while doing a victory slide!
by that one motherfucker October 18, 2004
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victory drink

Having a drink in celebration of an acccomplishment.
Usually assocaited with parties or wherver heavy drinking may occur

It could be abbreviated "VD" but that would be confusing.
John: how did you do on your exam?

Jack: I'm sure I aced it, this calls for a victory drink

Or

Jack: You tappin' that?

John: Hell Yeah! Time for a victory drink
by micste87 December 9, 2008
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