valgov

A futruas, mecca joke who logs over 10 hours per day on any video game system.

Look at that stupid valgov over there.

by mike mckirgan November 18, 2003

Valois

va-lois

n. 1. A Hyde Park, cafeteria-style institution. 2. A dining experience to cherish; diamond in the rough. 3. Workplace to the architects of divinely crafted omelets.

v. To travel to, and eat at, Valois.

adj. Incredible; awe-inspiring.

Note: President Obama frequented Valois; has his own list of specials.

1. I grabbed some Valois the other day; I was overcome with intense satisfaction. 2. I went to Valois the other day; I was overcome with intense satisfaction.

It's been a rough day, you tryna Valois?

That concert was quite Valois.

by EatinAllTheTime April 24, 2011

valkorion

The superior Sith emperor over virgin palpatine

There he is, the eternal emperor of the sith, the dragon of zakuul, lord valkorion.

by Plagueis October 25, 2020

Valorant

A Vietnamese guy named "Thái".

Nasus: You are Valorant!
Thái: I am Valorant!
Yasuo: Thái is Valorant!
Garen: We are Valorant!

by bìu nguyễn March 10, 2022

Team Valor

A miserable gathering of weaklings unable to understand the concept of "intelligence" or "Dignity."

I saw a Team Valor member bullying children and harrasing women.
As a member of the heroic Team Mystic, I put the vandal down.

by BlancheOfMystic July 13, 2016

Ville Valo

He's MINE..ALL MINE!!!!!!!

ville valo is fucking sexy!!

by Blah blah blah! February 4, 2005

valmorphanize

Applies to facial changes as well as vehical and other transformations.

"OK Baxter, we can safely Valmorphanize our Limosine into a jet now."

OR

"We'll have your face valmorphanized to look like a terrorist so you can infiltrate there camp"

by jolt January 3, 2005