sphynkter vision

Seeing the world through the eyes of an ass hole.

Put yo gaddamn sphynkter vision away, dick!

by KJ slappy July 11, 2005

89 vision

The act of being stoned

It was the best day of my life, I had the 89 vision.

by C wall March 25, 2007

meat vision

The ability to make anything made out of meat appear out of thin air, by just using rays from your eyes!

Johnny's mom quickly prepared a steak for him using her meat vision and a cleverly bent paperclip.

by epavan February 1, 2006

tunnel vision

restricted vision due to an excess amount of cocaine, ecstasy, or any other drug.

a- "i just blew an eight-ball in a half hour and i can't see right."
b- "you finally got tunnel vision. level up."

by pmdbwc January 23, 2007

blazer-vision

being so faded out of your mind that your eyes are barely open and you don't even notice.

Because of our blazer-vision we didn't notice the ground we were stepping on was actually two feet of mud.

by Caitlyn AKA 'Blueberry yum-yum' December 6, 2007

BlackBerripheral Vision

The indirect or non-existent eye-contact used by individuals typing or texting on their handhelds while pretending to pay attention during a conversation.

Kevin only saw the presentation through his BlackBerripheral vision. He never stopped texting.

by Sparkotronic July 23, 2009

jigga vision

blurry or shaky vision as a result of taking ecstacy

I can't read that sign, I have jigga vision after eating those pills!

by bigBootyHoeZZZ October 25, 2009