Profiterole vision

Profiterole vision, or indirect vision is vision that occurs outside the point of fixation(from the center of gaze). This notion is caused by a large consumption of the cream cake, profiteroles. Profiterole vision enables you to see out outside of the center gaze and enoy cake at the same time

JJ: Charlie, if you eat anymore of them cakes you will get fat
Charlie: Yeah i dont care because i will gain profiterole vision
JJ: Fair enough

by Chaz6560 January 29, 2020

camp vision

When you have been in camp for so long normally unattractive girls start looking good

Person 1 "hey man she looks hot eh?"
Person 2 "dude how long have you been in camp? I think you have camp vision because she is ugly"

by Chris234g February 21, 2018

Food Vision

The act of pre-visualizing a cuisine choice to aid in the selection of a meal from a food delivery app.

My Food Vision is just not clear right now. Too many selections. I don't know what to order from Uber Eats.

My Food Vision is projecting ordering Chinese food for dinner tonight from Door Dash.

by Hot Mustard November 13, 2019

vital vision

Guestimating vital signs of a patient based on their appearance without actually taking them.

He vital visioned his blood pressure at 120/80.

by Hop,skip, and have fun October 6, 2020

tequila vision

A 2 turns into a 10 after a couple shots of tequila!!

Oh my god the guy you hooked up with was so ugly last night.
Ugh, I know, I have tequila vision.

by tequilavision123 April 24, 2021

streamer vision

When a person's field of vision is so small that they only perceive a small portion of the screen. Mostly seen in twitch streams during gameplay, which oftentimes results in the viewers feeling somewhat disappointed.

- How in the actual fuck did he not see that??? IT'S RIGHT THERE!!

- Oh don't mind it, it's just a chronic case of streamer vision.

by Uterjelly August 13, 2023

Bitch Vision

Bitch vision is when a stripper or a sex worker takes drugs like acid that make them a bit loopy before doing what they’re supposed to at their work place

“I hope you don’t mind but I have major bitch vision right now!”

by Wrinkle The Pig April 19, 2023