Uncle Sucker

Uncle Sam or the U.S. Government

I owe Uncle Sucker five grand in taxes from last year!

by TBERN January 29, 2007

Uncle Milo

A gay man who votes for candidates whose policies harm the gay community; a right wing homosexual.

"You mean to tell me that Stephen is voting for Donald Trump? That fucking Uncle Milo!"

by James G.P. Conrad July 23, 2016

Uncle Jack

to take with out asking permission.

Are you a winner or a loser? If you are a winner you will go ahead and Uncle Jack that last piece of chicken.

by shabagames March 7, 2007

Uncle Sugar

Another word for Uncle Sam. The concept that Uncle Sam is everyon's pimp because he takes his share of your money before you get your share.

Uncle Sugar always gets his cut, he has taken quite bite out of my paycheck.

by RICH CHICKS August 6, 2007

Uncle

That family member who farts because everyone else is farting.

Your being such an uncle right now

by Claybo baggins December 31, 2016

Uncle Rusty

When your uncle sneaks up behind you at a family gathering and shoves is hand down your back side and fishhooks your anal sphincter with his index finger. You can't run and you can't scream. You just take it like a man until he lets loose.

This may also be known by some in the rural south as a Mississippi Mud Finger.

It wouldn't be a traditional Thanksgiving at Roger's house without an old fashioned Uncle Rusty. Roger got hooked four times last year before dinner.

by Eaton Holgoode November 23, 2016

Uncle Searcher

This title is awarded to anyone who, after years of searching, finally finds someone's long lost uncle using advanced radar technology from the CIA. If not performed correctly, you can triangulate the position of the wrong uncle, which can be catastrophic. It takes dedication, perseverance, and flexibility to triangulate someone's uncle. Only few men in the galaxy are capable of such a task.

As an uncle searcher, I found my friend's Uncle Sam, who had been missing for over 20 years. I am now a national hero, running for President in 2020.

by The Uncle Searcher October 31, 2019