Uriester

The act of kiestering (anally transporting an object) in your urethra.

Friend 1:“Hey man, I heard security is doing cavity searches at this concert, how are you gonna get the weed in?”

Friend 2: “Nor worries brother, I’ll just Uriester it!!”

by Misimosoup11 June 9, 2018

Urkellie

when you're fucking someone and the condom slips off but u somehow don't get pregnant even though the incident happened days before your period. it's also a shipname for two very rare human beings that have telepathic abilities.

Susan: My boyfriend did an Urkellie last night. I hope I'm not pregnant.
Hannah: Lol, sucks to be you.

by Urkellie August 21, 2018

Urinelegs

Urine-legs;
Peeing your pants. The Stanky odor a person might get from sitting in their old pee pants too long, either from laughing too hard and/or forgetting they peed themselves.

We got wasted last night and I laughed so hard I peed my pants again! I woke up today with urinelegs AGAIN! Now I am crunchy and embarrassed to ask the dude in my bed why I’ve still got my clothes on this morning!

by Estephan BS Pooholes June 27, 2019

uniella

city runner addict

Wow, you're playing that city runner game. You're such an uniella.

by oboomer February 19, 2020

uniella

city runner addict

Oh wow, you're playing that city runner game. You're such an uniella.

by oboomer February 19, 2020

urili

The perfect guy. He is gorgeous, funny, smart, talented and very hot. He’s single but is an amazing boyfriend and kisser.

That guy is so smart and hot, he is definitely a urili

by TheOneAboveAlll June 1, 2020

urili

The perfect guy. He is gorgeous, funny, smart and very hot. He is single now, but can be an amazing boyfriend and kisser.

That guy is so hot, he must be a urili.

by TheOneAboveAlll June 1, 2020