smack you upside the head

to physically (and/or brutally) beat the crap out of some one.

Matterazi: You terrorist son of a whore!

Zidane: I'm gunna smack you upside the head bitch!

(Materazzi now has a gaping hole in his cheast, world rejoices.)

by cha ching July 13, 2006

Chocolate Upside-down Nugget Time

1. A polite way of calling someone a cunt.
2. Doing a headstand and pooping at the same time (with or without an audience).

Man, Sheila likes a good Chocolate Upside-down Nugget Time.

by 1234dumbpseudonym December 21, 2018

half upside down

When you’re not stood upright, and you’re not upside down. You’re in between; half upside down.

I wasn’t facing the ceiling or facing the floor, I was half upside down: stuck in between

by Bernardo253 April 30, 2019

The upside down claw

When a man dresses up like a crab and performs the sexual act called 69

"Yo bro at the party yesterday I did the upside down claw it was crazy bro

by I got crabs December 21, 2020

Polish Reversed Jackhammer Upside-down Monopoly

Take a group of men, preferably around 11 including yourself, to any polish city. There, you shall start doing any sort of polka dance backwards around the most sexually arousing object you can find, inanimate or not, while jumping on your dick like a jackhammer. The person deciding what is or is not sexually arousing shall be decided through a tournament of monopoly while doing a handstand. Anyone who stops doing a handstand during a game is automatically disqualified and must be sent 10 kilometres in a direction of the winner's choosing. If this is not completed, everyone are allowed to paper-cut the failure into submission, and the proceed with the tournament.

When everyone's dicks have shrunken by at least 20 centimetres, the ritual is done and everyone is allowed to return to their normal duties. If someone doesn't have a 20 centimetre dick, then he does not deserve a place in this holy ritual.

This act is extremely frowned upon unless you smile to the fifth rat you meet in Poland while riding a ping-pong table down a hill.

- Honey...
- Yes?
- Matt asked me if I wanted to participate in Polish Reversed Jackhammer Upside-down Monopoly
- Sounds fun! It'll let you really connect with him and the others.
- I guess.

by XxXSjo_bOrReN87 February 19, 2019

Pineapple Upside Down Cake

During group sex, when a woman is lifted upside down and participants proceed to eat her ass and pussy simultaneously.

Last night was the first time we had Maria as a pineapple upside down cake. She said it was the cherry on top of the night.

by ShowMeDaMoneyShot August 30, 2022

Play the upside down piano

A woman who likes to bat for the other team, i.e like to "Feed the Pony"

...it looks as if those girls like to "play the upside down piano".

by Mark "House" Thomas April 2, 2007