A wet, mucousy streak left in a womens underwear after a hot sweaty day (the stage before it turns to panty crust)
by Barny July 9, 2003
Get the Snail trail mug.1. Jeep 4x4s are tested on the toughest trails in the world to prove one thing: THEY CAN TAKE WHATEVER YOU DISH OUT. The Trail Rated badge means that your Jeep 4x4 has been designed to perform in five categories of off-road conditions: traction, ground clearance, maneuverability, articulation, and water fording.
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a way to describe you that your ass is on the highest level of badness. or to describe a person or thing at the strongest level.
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a way to describe you that your ass is on the highest level of badness. or to describe a person or thing at the strongest level.
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nick: i heard you bought yourself a new auto.
jim: yeah, it's a ford escape hybrid suv with four wheel drive.
nick: too bad it isn't TRAIL RATED like my Jeep.
jim: (starts to cry)
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sally: what are you doing?
tina: i'm stealing your dog.
sally: you can't do that.
tina: bitch, i'm TRAIL RATED. i do what i want.
nick: i heard you bought yourself a new auto.
jim: yeah, it's a ford escape hybrid suv with four wheel drive.
nick: too bad it isn't TRAIL RATED like my Jeep.
jim: (starts to cry)
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sally: what are you doing?
tina: i'm stealing your dog.
sally: you can't do that.
tina: bitch, i'm TRAIL RATED. i do what i want.
by millertim May 6, 2007
Get the Trail Rated mug.by Pokey the Clown March 11, 2007
Get the Snail Trail mug.1. The place where cheaters go to escape the pressures of their estranged spouses and children to unwind and get their thoughts in order.
2. The place men go after their wives have kicked them out of the house.
2. The place men go after their wives have kicked them out of the house.
Jenny's husband, Mark, tapped some sweet Argentinian ass while he was out on the Appalachian Trial.
After Margaret caught her husband in bed with another woman, she kicked his ass out onto the Appalachian trail.
After Margaret caught her husband in bed with another woman, she kicked his ass out onto the Appalachian trail.
by cilerder86 June 24, 2009
Get the The Appalachian Trail mug.commonly used by by skaters. means the distancce between the tarmac and the ledge or rail there grinding on
by Panda079 June 1, 2009
Get the Trail to the rail mug.Commonly known as the "treasure trail," the trash trail is the not so attractive pubic forest leading up to a man's junk.
OMG Becky. I was so disappointed by Jon's junk. He had quite the trash trail.
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If it weren't for Stuart's trash trail, I would have never found what he called his "little treasure."
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If it weren't for Stuart's trash trail, I would have never found what he called his "little treasure."
by Phalamjola October 25, 2010
Get the trash trail mug.a happy trail that has been cut, shaved, styled, clipped, or dyed to be the single gaudiest, ugliest, corniest, tackiest, most pretentious or most interesting thing about the hippy, hipster, deviant, or weirdo wearing it (there's no proof yet that any woman has ever done this anywhere). Usually something lame and supposedly counterculture like a tree, offensive logo, optical illusion, or, at its worst, an actual picture of a person or scene. Or, of course, Che Guevara.
When done right, it's usually a video game logo or something random or horrifying enough it actually seems appropriate to put on the happy trail.
When done right, it's usually a video game logo or something random or horrifying enough it actually seems appropriate to put on the happy trail.
"What the--that guy had that picture of Obama shaved into his hippy trail! Dude, wear a shirt, for America's sake!"
"Ugh, that's just foul."
"Woah, what the hell is that on his hippy trail?"
"Who, that guy? I dunno. Why are you looking?"
"That's the triforce!"
"Holy crap! Hey, half-naked dude! You win!"
"Ugh, that's just foul."
"Woah, what the hell is that on his hippy trail?"
"Who, that guy? I dunno. Why are you looking?"
"That's the triforce!"
"Holy crap! Hey, half-naked dude! You win!"
by kittyme May 22, 2010
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