Snail trail

A wet, mucousy streak left in a womens underwear after a hot sweaty day (the stage before it turns to panty crust)

Val had a nasty snail trail in her panties today....hahaha

by Barny July 9, 2003

Trail Rated

1. Jeep 4x4s are tested on the toughest trails in the world to prove one thing: THEY CAN TAKE WHATEVER YOU DISH OUT. The Trail Rated badge means that your Jeep 4x4 has been designed to perform in five categories of off-road conditions: traction, ground clearance, maneuverability, articulation, and water fording.

2.
a way to describe you that your ass is on the highest level of badness. or to describe a person or thing at the strongest level.

1.
nick: i heard you bought yourself a new auto.
jim: yeah, it's a ford escape hybrid suv with four wheel drive.
nick: too bad it isn't TRAIL RATED like my Jeep.
jim: (starts to cry)

2.
sally: what are you doing?
tina: i'm stealing your dog.
sally: you can't do that.
tina: bitch, i'm TRAIL RATED. i do what i want.

by millertim May 6, 2007

Snail Trail

The remnants of post cum and vaginal juices in your underwear after having sex.

My girlfriend knew I was cheating after she noticed the snail trail in my underwear.

by Pokey the Clown March 11, 2007

Nightmare Trail

A nightmare trail is a mass of usually thick, dark, and over-exposed hair on a person's lower back which leads down their butt crack. A nightmare trail is similar to a happy trail except that it is not happy.

Did you see Shanon's nightmare trail at the beach last weekend?

by Lord Galloway December 10, 2011

snail trail

when y ou get cumm in and you scoot along the floor leaving a cum ttrail

oh fuck shes scooting towards me on the floor im gonna have to wipe up that snail trail later on i shouldve wore a condom

by jackass mcfucktrail February 16, 2019

chimney trail

Noun meaning:
1. The path on which you find your way home to that which is essential in an otherwise distraction-filled world.

2. Mindful parenting.
3. Demonstrating that you give a damn.
Synonyms: STRONG, HAPPY, FAMILY
Antonyms: Distracted parenting

To hell with the rat race, my family and I are on the Chimney Trail.

by Chimney Trail October 8, 2018

Trailing Glory

The smell trail someone carries with them and shares with you after leaving the restroom after a good poo or farting in another place and walking by.

You never see or hear the act, you just share in their gloriousness afterwards.

"Whew, Dave just left the restroom and he's trailing glory!"

(on the way to the restroom) "Out of the way, I'm trailing glory!"

by Colden August 5, 2008