The King of all tools, the biggest of all the jerk off losers that you may consider a tool, or a tool bag. He is the one that thinks he is the shit at a party, and that everyone wishes they were his friend, when in all acuallity everyone is talking shit behind his clueless ass.
by Jonno93 January 24, 2006
Get the Captain Craftsmanmug. Captains Cupboard is a term also known as a Head Stash.
“Head Stash” or “Captains Cupboard” is used for the special or especially good strains of weed only smoked by the grower or seller.
“Head Stash” or “Captains Cupboard” is used for the special or especially good strains of weed only smoked by the grower or seller.
by SheldonJohnLavway November 19, 2019
Get the Captains Cupboardmug. Guy 1: dude look at Jesse's sunburn! Hes gonna be hurting tomorrow!
Jesse: Naw thats my fuckn captains tan!
Jesse: Naw thats my fuckn captains tan!
by Novacaine86 May 16, 2010
Get the Captains Tanmug. The individual who has been thrown out of a bar more times than any other; the captain of those who have been 86'd.
by del fuego November 11, 2003
Get the Captain 86mug. by J-Winner March 25, 2010
Get the Captain Obviousmug. the asshole of a group of people that you can't really hate because the things he does are funny. Even if he is a dick.
look at captain assholeover there chugging in that freshmens face.
come outside and look at captain asshole passed out in the bushes.
come outside and look at captain asshole passed out in the bushes.
by cheif asshole October 11, 2010
Get the captain assholemug. A person who really loves making digiorno pizza, especially at 2 o clock in the morning. What makes a true captain digiorno though is that this person will wear the empty pizza box on his head for the rest of the night or morning.
by Sargeant Sweatpants August 6, 2009
Get the Captain Digiornomug.