pinocchio beef

After an evening at a strip club, your wife asks you questions about your evening and when you lie to her, you envision the moment and gain a larger erection each time you lie.

Wife--"Hey Honey, did you get any lap dances?"

Hubby--"No, I just sat on the side and watched." (While thinking about his nude erotic massage, pops a pinocchio beef)

by Connartist4 October 15, 2008

Beef Cannons

Large scrumptious tits

Man that broads got some set of beef cannons

by PoppaPoppa June 8, 2010

Beef Dip

The opposite of a teabag. The guy is laying on a bed and his women comes up from behind and drops her beef curtains on his lips.
The BEEF DIP.

I was laying down with my head hanging over the bed and she surprised me with a BEEF DIP

by Trumpster Red19 March 12, 2017

Road Beef

A term commonly used in reference to the girls that are f'd on the long road trips for athletes.

Johnny enjoys his Miami road beef.

by Howie Hardass November 28, 2007

Nigga Beef

Chicken

"I'm hungry, let's go get some nigga beef."

by Tedd Banson January 20, 2009

Corned beef

A word used for defining a neutralized individuals from the affiliated groups or armed wing of Communist Party of the Philippines, New Peoples Army (NPA)

- Oh Chad Booc has been corned beef, very nice news!

- The Armed Forces producing high quality corned beefs from mountain ranges along the Philippines.
- A old man in Utrecht Netherlands pleasing the government to stop making them corned beefs.

- New equipments to produce many corned beefs.

by buratzy July 22, 2022

Beef Hide

An excessively dangly, thick, meaty foreskin on an uncircumcised penis.

Roger's boyfriend loves his beef hide. The excess allows them to shnoodle and requires no stretching.

by Eaton Holgoode May 19, 2015