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Twisted's Penis

A term referring to a certain gigachad's penis that, when used, will get you the win everytime
Just say "Twisted's Penis", it works everytime
by Twistedge Oke March 5, 2022
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Twisted Blasian

Craziest move ever. Shit that you’ll never forget.
Drake: Yo we did the twisted blasian

Rijo: I wish me and my girl did that.
by saghottie42 August 12, 2022
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twistedphonk

A retard who makes music (sometimes it's good)
twistedphonk - DONT REMIND ME IM MINDING MY OWN DAMN BUSINESS
by phonkzy April 20, 2023
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Tailgate Tested Tailgate Approved

Tailgate Tested Tailgate Approved

1. A new product that helps men in their everyday lives to enhance a task often farfetched and strange but useful nonetheless and always good for tailgaiting at Colts games (oh and all the other teams who are not as good as the Colts)

2. BEER COMMERCIAL.
Tailgate Tested Tailgate Approved

The Foozie Foam Finger! Combines an Indianapolis Colts foam finger with a koozie to hold your beer. Because its-

*Crowd*: "Tailgate Tested"

Tailgate Approved
by Cordell Erskin April 28, 2010
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proper tilted

When you get passed the point of tilted (screaming at a video game) and move into the stages of throwing your controller and smashing tv's that's what proper tilted is.
I'm getting fucking proper tilted my guy!!! *breaks controller*
by Lt. Halfpipe August 7, 2017
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Twenty Twisted-Stick-Tire

How the year 2020 might appear when viewed from above.
{From a daily update to a BBS about wheelchairs & scooters}:
01-07-20 {or "2020 07 Jan.", or even "January 07, Twenty Twisted-Stick-Tire" if you prefer}.
Just making my daily check-in from Tok AK. USA...my people (who live in Nicaragua) we have but one bunghole...er...uh...I mean I only have a sodding Cingular update planned for my website today...it concerns my having added an aerial video of flights of my DJI Phantom 3 standard FPV Drone to my website.
by Telephony December 9, 2019
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Shit-tinted glasses

An antonym of rose-tinted glasses.

To see things through shit-tinted glasses means to look at things in a pessimistic manner, to see something negatively, and/or as worse than it actually was. Shit-tinted glasses is usually brought on by angst, having a particularly shit day, or even sometimes for no reason in particular.
Person 1: Fucking christ, looking back on it, my teachers back in elementary school were assholes.
Person 2 (Person 1's friend and former classmate): Not really. Have you considered the thought that you're looking back into the past through shit-tinted glasses? You were kind of a little shit back then.
by Glennicus August 28, 2020
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