ye olde shit tins

The same as the original shit tins, meaning a vast quantity of a given item with the preffix 'ye olde' indicating someting from days gone by.

Lets be honest, it just sounds better!

phwor, you're gonna need ye olde shit tins of gaffa tape to fix that!

by Guru December 5, 2004

Cat On A Hot Tin Roof

A sex position in which the women fucks a man, hard, as if she was a feline on a hot tin roof. real sexy like.

"Sweetie, lets now perform the act known as cat on a hot tin roof," cried Miguel.

by Busty St. Clare January 12, 2009

exactly what it says on the tin

The label on the item in question is self descriptive, and leaves no doubt as to what is contained in the package.

"Tin" refers to what they call "cans" in England.

"This label says 'fireworks'. What's in the box?" "Exactly what it says on the tin.

by Dennis October 10, 2003

Eating out of the tin disease

a disease affecting human beings and apes where the eater can die.

"Fuck me, I think I've got eating out of the tin disease from that can of tuna"

Craig Stewart 20/01/2005

by frank pubes January 20, 2005

shit through a tin horn

1. describing an extremely slow moving action

Ever since Uncle Otis had his hip operation, full speed for him is like shit through a tin horn.

The road construction up ahead is causing traffic to move like shit through a tin horn.

by mickinca August 24, 2008

Gold Plated Tin Foil Hat

The hat one wears when they've gone so far into talking about random nonsense that they freak out if you call them out on it.

Different from the common tinfoil hat in regards to the wearer's randomness.

1 - "Goddamnit, Brendan is going off randomly about some nonsense again... He's got a gold plated tin foil hat on and is babbling about how insane it is that gold particles are just floating freely around us."

2 - "Did you see Brendan's text in the group chat, he is definitely wearing a gold plated tin foil hat today; he legit said, 'you guys ever rip and have to evacuate the area because the methane concentration is over normal bodily levels'. On top of that, he even freaked out after I asked him if he was wearing a gold plated tin foil hat."

3 - "Brendan freaked earlier after I told him to chill because he was talking at 100+ MPH about random nonsense. I'm also pretty sure I heard him say something about a gold plated tin foil hat he lost."

by sphiinx May 28, 2018

Like Shit Through a Tin Horn

Phrase used to describe quick reckless actions, such as the fast spending of money.

We're spending money like shit through a tin horn.

by drsax November 25, 2009