by Franklin "The D" Roosevelt January 20, 2022
A semi-complex metaphor used to discretely tell your friends how close you are to laying the pipe or fucking a chick with the girl and/or her friends right in front of their faces.
Your metaphorical pipe always starts at a 90 degree angle sticking out vertically from the ground like most pipes or poles would. As you flirt and talk to a girl and "heat things up" your metal pipe gets hot and when metal heats up it softens and begins to bend. In this metaphor the pipe bends towards the ground, so the lower the angle the closer you are to Laying the pipe or fucking a chick. 90 is where no man wants to be. Its the friend zone and you've got a lot of work to do. 0 Is the place you want to be. It means your metaphorical pipe is laying on the ground at a zero degree angle so therefore in reality you have actually laid the pipe and fucked the chick.
Your metaphorical pipe always starts at a 90 degree angle sticking out vertically from the ground like most pipes or poles would. As you flirt and talk to a girl and "heat things up" your metal pipe gets hot and when metal heats up it softens and begins to bend. In this metaphor the pipe bends towards the ground, so the lower the angle the closer you are to Laying the pipe or fucking a chick. 90 is where no man wants to be. Its the friend zone and you've got a lot of work to do. 0 Is the place you want to be. It means your metaphorical pipe is laying on the ground at a zero degree angle so therefore in reality you have actually laid the pipe and fucked the chick.
EXAMPLE 1
Guy 1: "0 through 90?"
Guy 2(With girl standing right there): "We hit zero"
Guy 1:"I'm proud man!"
Girl: "Whats that mean?"
Guy 2:"No clue babe"
Girl:"You never Make any sense"
Guy 2: "Exactly"
EXAMPLE 2
Guy 1:"Hows Stacey?"
Guy 2:"I'm at 90. That bitch friend-zoned me"
Example 3
Guy 1:"I've seen you and Hanna talking a lot lately"
Guy 2: "I'm at like a 45 right now I think she'll be down to fuck eventually"
Guy 1: "0 through 90?"
Guy 2(With girl standing right there): "We hit zero"
Guy 1:"I'm proud man!"
Girl: "Whats that mean?"
Guy 2:"No clue babe"
Girl:"You never Make any sense"
Guy 2: "Exactly"
EXAMPLE 2
Guy 1:"Hows Stacey?"
Guy 2:"I'm at 90. That bitch friend-zoned me"
Example 3
Guy 1:"I've seen you and Hanna talking a lot lately"
Guy 2: "I'm at like a 45 right now I think she'll be down to fuck eventually"
by Emanthe2 December 09, 2015
A nail through an olive is a symbol for only one. The one. The only being on this earth wise yet wretched enough to have slain the stubbornness that is of the moon. The only Pat to have patted the gotten. The only to have got it down pat. I repeat, got it down pat.
Bitch its my birthday so olive juice or crocodile tears? Yeah, fucking nailed it. Like, you know, a nail through an olive.
by babymoon88 September 13, 2021
When you’re taking a shit and don’t want it to smell so you immediately flush before it hits the water
I knew I would have horrible smelling diarrhea and I didn’t want the smell to leak from under the door so I did a Kentucky drive through as soon as I started to push
by your lovely mom April 02, 2020
“Hey, Martha I can’t remember how to make that delightful ricotta.”
“Me neither Stan, let’s run it through the googler!”
“Me neither Stan, let’s run it through the googler!”
by frankie & the flamethrowers October 25, 2018
Look at that wired gronk,
He's been twirling on the "See Through Didgeridoo" all night ,
he"s off his head .
He's been twirling on the "See Through Didgeridoo" all night ,
he"s off his head .
by AussieFonz乂AUS May 27, 2023
by pman April 22, 2005