bed thread

Posting a thread from a horizontal position preferably in a bed between the hours of 11 pm and 7 am.

Can’t believe she posted that…must’ve been a bed thread.

by voldermortsfunkylaugh July 6, 2023

Thread a needle from 10' away

When someone has such profuse diarrhea, a shotgun blast from the ass could thread a needle 10' away

Oh man, Jenny is shitting like a tiger! If she wanted too, she could thread a needle from 10' away!

by bshoey006 June 29, 2022

Threading

Huge dick head

You a re a real threading tray

by Hugeahole June 20, 2025

Thread

A needle. Typically used to clean out pipes or one hitters when the weed has stuck to the edges.

*One girl to another girl*
“Ay yo you got any threads? “
“Yea do you want a Bobbie pin or a needle?”
“Probably a needle. I’m cleaning out my one hitty”

by Jackie- IOU😂 July 2, 2018

threads

noun-the illiterate pronunciation of "treads", referring the the portion of a stair that one would step on.

The threads on my stairs were not wide enough to step on.

by GerryP September 20, 2018