Yapping Yoda

A person who attempts great wisdom by yelling and yapping nonsense. Thinking that the speed and over emoting will make others listen.

I was watching this YAPPING YODA on news today, and it was so loud and crazy that I wondered how this person was reporting anything!

by Major Thomas Randle February 15, 2019

bean yoda

yoda bean

mmm turned myself into a bean i have
im bean yoda

by retardgumper November 18, 2023

baby yoda man

A very sexy and intellectual man who is loved by everyone.

Baby yoda man is a very sexy man.

by HarvNotFound February 21, 2022

Yoda

A wrinkly old fuck who needs his ketamine.

Yoda: mmmm ketamine i need.

by lil tim November 8, 2021

Yoda Fags

People who for some reason believe Yoda is the most powerful jedi and will scour countless internet forums to argue how Yoda could win any fight.

"Did you see those dumb Yoda fags trying to argue how he could beat Thanos"

by dogmansupreme June 19, 2019

The yoda

Paint hands green and soak them in water. boom Yoda is giving you a hand job.

I gave myself the Yoda last night

by Smooth.Yoda.is.cute. October 2, 2022

Baby Yoda New

A very short measure of time.

I met you when you were baby yoda new.

by Llangab December 4, 2020