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Turd Range

The range at which feces can be thrown with one's own power
"fuck you"
"you sure talk a lot of shit for someone in turd range"
by turd thrower February 14, 2021
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free range masturbation

The accomplishment that comes with masturbating in many locations and positions
My wife left for her family trip so I took up free range masturbation around the house.
by Justjamesar December 23, 2022
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torpedo range

The distance semen travels over the female body.
Man, I have a super long torpedo range. I aimed from her vagina all the way to her hair.
by KangarooPanda March 17, 2017
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free range dog

When you go outside and see a dog that's not leashed.
Bad owners and their free range dogs.
by chris-loves-feet December 3, 2024
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Rang

"Have you heard about jumbeldliam getting banned? Absolutely not rang if you ask me"
by uwumonster March 1, 2022
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Free Range Chicken

A girl without a boyfriend. One who is not tied down
Friend: Are you taking her down?
Me: Nah I think she's got a boyfriend
Friend: No bro I heard they broke up, she's a Free Range Chicken
Me: Damn Im taking that down
by rr12 May 1, 2023
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Long range angry dolphin

When you fire a nerf dart at a foe and it wedges itself in between their butt cheeks or inserts itself completely
We were nerf battling and the bastard gave me the old long range angry dolphin.
by Aeden Kirin June 21, 2017
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