A person who hangs out with you because you're "smart," "cracked," or just useful. Basically their personal ChatGPT. Where gold diggers realistically can only dig a few romantic partners at a time, a data miner can get away with mining dozens of people.
Commonly found at UWaterloo.
Commonly found at UWaterloo.
Kevin: "Emily just texted me for the first time all semester... asking for my notes."
Raj: "Did she even say hi?"
Kevin: "Nope. Straight to business. Classic data miner."
Raj: "Did she even say hi?"
Kevin: "Nope. Straight to business. Classic data miner."
by califctn February 12, 2025
Performing Oral sex on your partner immediately followed by flipping them over for a good Rimming providing the complete package.
(Also known as being a dinner and pudding all in one Pasty for convenience of the old miners.)
(Also known as being a dinner and pudding all in one Pasty for convenience of the old miners.)
Mike: "I gave my missus a proper Tin Miners' Pasty last night and she loved it!"
John: "Make sure you don't have it the wrong way round though cos that would get real messy and leave a weird taste on the lips"
John: "Make sure you don't have it the wrong way round though cos that would get real messy and leave a weird taste on the lips"
by Dark5iide March 31, 2014
by Xx_420MLG#BlazeitRektNub_xX September 20, 2017
the mine shaft this bloke digs up is up his nose hes always sticking it up always finding new ways. he is retarted
once he used a tissue as a shovel and ate that shit right up
once he used a tissue as a shovel and ate that shit right up
by so_povish747 June 30, 2023
"You saved my life!! You are SO mineral!"
"I really needed someone to pick me up. John came and got me. He is so mineral!!"
"I really needed someone to pick me up. John came and got me. He is so mineral!!"
by Drey to the Max August 25, 2018
"I hope, somewhere inside the policing machine, a new generation of coppers is prepared to show some minerals, to shake the tree, to remember why they joined in the first place." Dominic Adler, writer and former detective in the Metropolitan Police, UK
by Jack Jazz 1 January 07, 2025
by KY123456 March 10, 2018