cap locker

Someone who always has caplocks on.

DID YOU SEE THE GAME LAST NIGHT?

stop yelling you cap locker

by thebloodytoot December 9, 2015

lockerism

it is a religion that says the universe is a science project made by a group of intelligent beings, and our universe is kept in one of their high school lockers. it was created by an immature boy who wanted to piss of a christian.

i follow the religion of lockerism and if you dont follow it to our overlords will strike you down.

by IM A MERCHANT BUY MY STUFF June 11, 2018

Queef Locker

The area below the stomach and above the groin on a woman where future queefs are stored.

That chicks queef Locker looks ready to blow !

by JerBear 1977 June 16, 2018

Locker room massacre

The locker room massacre is an event that took place at Buena Park HS in the 90’s. A young man whose name rhymes with Malex PeHanda aka ADA was taken into the locker room and a toray shoved his fingers into ADAs butthole expanding it so much that he now must wear adult diapers (Depends) at all times, even at work while he sells Tupperware. Very sad!

The locker room massacre was a sad event where a manboy lost his butt to a toray!

by FactualTruth June 9, 2018

locker run

The act of opening a line of lockers, then closing them as you run to the other side.

Person A: I got bored in the locker room, so I decided to do a locker run.
Person B: Must've been noisy.

by ChameleonDragon May 9, 2019

Pumping meat locker

PUMPING MEAT LOCKER!! Is a game where one player lays on they’re stomach on a couch and another player runs from one couch arm to the other while running over the player laying in they’re stomach until the laying player can’t take it anymore. Then they swap places.

My sister almost broke my back playing Pumping Meat Locker on the couch last night.

by Fenwaypro55 May 11, 2019

locker room crack

Those little chunks of white deodorant that's on the floor and in the lockers of a locker room. Often times they resemble lines of cocaine when they're smeared or smudged.

"Dude what is this white shit in my locker?"

"That's probably locker room crack."

"Crack? Really?"

"No it's deodorant, but it sure does look like crack."

by JuanManClaus June 1, 2019