dry hump

When two people rub their fun parts together for so long that it becomes a wet hump.

Dry humping is the best! I always love feeling his rock solid boner rubbing against me!

by lysol nation February 9, 2010

dry humping

The action of humping by two people while being fully clothed, or having underwear or even just sheets. Basically clothed sex......





And by the way, if you think that you have done this and lost your virginity then your wrong.
See getting nothing.

*EXAMPLE*

Timmy: "Dude, she's not hot enough to have REAL sex with."
Tommy: "Looks like you're going to have to dry hump her."

by Yeah, I run with scissors bitch! September 3, 2005

Hump-Catting

While drinking an uncomfortable ammount of Powerthirst (or any other energy beverage with a gratuidious ammount of energy), you may experiance hump-catting, also known as shooting a large jungle cat from your lower abdomen. You must scream at an obnoxious level while doing this.

It also can be used as hump-catted, and hump-catatiousness.

When Jean chugged the can of Pepsi,he started hump-catting Mark in the face.

by Leon Sinclaire April 18, 2009

camel hump

the male version of a camel toe. its when a guys pants are just WAY too tight.. and u can see a clear outline of his dick n balls

Dude, his pants are so tight... I could see his camel hump a desert away.

by Leah Hite n Britt Hoffmaster May 12, 2004

jug hump

Rubbing one's penis in the space between a woman's breasts. Best results when breasts are ample, lubricant is deployed, and the act is accompanied by fellatio.

Check out Carol's puppies! I totally want to jug hump her.

by Kool Nuggz December 24, 2005

platonic humping

platonic humping is simply the act of dancing or moving in a sexual way that resembles the act of sex, without any feelings of sexual enticement.

My Aunt and her brother, my Uncle, made the entire room a bit uncomfortable when they began gyrating in the dance room. I had to explain to many outside the family that their dance required such platonic humping for effect.

by GsGood March 14, 2013

Hand Hump

Body language taken to the extreme. A gesture used during conversation to give positive feedback in an ambiguously sexual manner.

The movement consists of thrusting your hips into the hand of your conversation partner and slightly/slowly rotating, usually paired with eye contact and a smile.

Mike: "man I was just talking to this girl and she was really into me"
Dave: "how could you tell?"
Mike: "Because we were talkin and she kept thrusting her crotch into my hand"
Dave: "Oh no man, thats just the hand hump. She does that to every guy when she's drunk"
Mike: "Brutal!"

by Caterpillar Crew June 8, 2009