humpbacked crippled hedgehog

1. Find willing participant (no means no dont be rapey n shit - that's frowned upon

2. Slouch over like you have osteoporosis and hunch your back like quazi moto.

3. Grab a hedgehog and take out his knees with a blunt onject (cripple the fuck outta him)

4. Insert penis into preferred cavity of chosen participant and hump like hell (must still be in quazi moto stance) while they continue to beat the shit outta the hedgehog.

We did the humpbacked crippled hedgehog and it was epic

by Hedgehogkilla July 14, 2017

Hedgehogging

Being gangbanged by dwarves, usually in the woods or an area with plenty foliage.

Rather than bingo and sherry with the ladies, Ethel fancied going hedgehogging down by the canal

by BeaverBash April 17, 2022

Hedgehogging

When you’re watching a scary movie and something makes you jump so you curl up in a ball like a hedgehog

Omg that made me jump so much I started Hedgehogging!

by Em90 January 20, 2022

Hedgehogging

When you’re watching a scary movie and something makes you jump so much you curl up in a ball like a hedgehog

Omg that movie made me jump so much I was hedgehogging!

by Em90 January 20, 2022

Hedgehog tricks

Ejaculating on camera during Skype sex.

Whenever we Skype he does hedgehog tricks and I love it.

by Mackenzie Roze December 17, 2017

golden hedgehog

A golden hedgehog is when you're a C-level executive and you do something incredibly stupid like sleeping with a direct report and you get fired and you don't get a golden parachute, you get NOTHING...also known as a Golden Hedgehog

Dude did you hear about James Dickwad III. He just got fired for sleeping with Lisa! I hope he doesn't get a golden parachute. Naw that dumbass walks away with nothing. A golden hedgehog.

by Tokenship March 13, 2024