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fuzzy nuts

A guy who lurks around Canada looking for things to photograph
Hey Sofa, is that Fuzzy Nuts behind you, look he has a camera.
by Undy Bumgrope September 20, 2005
mugGet the fuzzy nutsmug.

Fuzzy Daddy

Someone who stresses over little things. Everything has to be just so.
TAIN STOP STRESSING MAN. YOU'RE SUCH A FUZZY DADDY
by FURMBRO March 3, 2017
mugGet the Fuzzy Daddymug.

fuzzy tire

A man with a hairy belly who also suffers from Dunlap disease, which is when the large belly girth spills out over the belt. Theoretically, this can also happen to a woman, but because women are less likely to have hairy bellies, it most predominantly affects men. Usually when a female has this condition, it is more evenly spread around the waist, causing a roll of fat all around the top of the pants that is commonly referred to as a "muffin top".
"I wish the neighbor dude would wear a t-shirt when he mows the lawn. No one wants to see that fuzzy tire."
by Fallie the Pally March 18, 2010
mugGet the fuzzy tiremug.

FUZZY DUDDY

A millennial male individual that was raised by a liberal female that forced such said individual to stay inside. Typically overweight, plays video games, and prefers to puff peters. Such individuals will deny the need to puff peter, but will always deny such need.
My boss hired a new employee, and that fuzzy duddy called in and quit on his first day of work.
by hippofisher August 2, 2018
mugGet the FUZZY DUDDYmug.

Fuzzy Apple

"Fuzzy apples and cream is type of dessert."
by jmanjunk September 7, 2016
mugGet the Fuzzy Applemug.

Fuzzy Handcuff

When you reach your hand between your girlfriend’s legs to examine her “hippy girl” need to wax and she clenches her thighs so tightly you cannot withdraw your hand.
Dude, your mom gave me the fuzzy handcuff last night. All I was trying to do was figure out if she had found the time to wax last night, and BAM, she snatch-grabs me and wouldn’t let go! I was stuck in that damn fuzzy handcuff for a full 3 minutes!
by Ten-eight June 25, 2022
mugGet the Fuzzy Handcuffmug.

fuzzy mango

fuzzy mango is the layer under fat which is covered in a thick layer fuzzy hairs.
As i spread her legs , a fuzzy mango was revealed right in front of my very eyes . I was frightened.
by lamassmokingcigarettes October 28, 2016
mugGet the fuzzy mangomug.

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