painting the door

something you make up so you dont have to watch football with your high school friends

High school friends: hi chris, do you want to join us today for the football games?
Chris: No, im painting the door

High school friends: Grow up Chris, you'll never be invited again

by #celebjihad November 16, 2014

Oven Door

When you fart under the covers then open them up to smell the aroma brewing in your dutch oven.

Open the oven door to smell the poo pie. Even better when your bed partner unknowningly picks up the covers to get under the sack and is hit with a wave of stankness.

by Russmanakron January 2, 2012

Door Camping

A term used in Rust.

This is the action of waiting outside of someone's base until they come out their door, then you kill them when they least expect it.

Yo this guys annoying, Ima try door camping him

by TheLadInABarnySuit July 27, 2021

lamborghini doors

Doorssssssss that open upward, KG. Take a look at mongolian talking sickness. These doors are usually found on a ricer.

Man, what did it cost to put lamborghini doors on your '86 CRX? About five times what the car is worth?

by Richard Munch December 1, 2004

Fuzzy Door

Vagina, clit, sausage wallet, beaver teeth, silk funnel........

He spent all night Knocking on her fuzzy door.

by Dick donkey April 1, 2011

other door

Instruction given to a person trying to exit a room using the wrong or locked side of a double door.

After being humiliated and verbally abused by the American Idol judges, Joe burst into tears when he could not open the left door on his way out of the audition room, at which point Simon yelled "other door" and rolled his eyes.

by Dixie123 January 20, 2007

Door Jam

When your boyfriend (or male sex partner) has a member that is way bigger than your vagina. He tries to put it in but it won't fit without intense pain for both partners.

My man's cock is a Door Jam! Its so wide that it became its own cock block!

by Casey Jones the Player May 27, 2007