Bro this distance discord is DOPEEEE
by Sexy Billy October 19, 2017
"I thought she applied to your job"
"Nah, she had to go to a different store.. we're long distance coworkers now"
"Nah, she had to go to a different store.. we're long distance coworkers now"
by ginabun April 14, 2022
When you are out with your mask on, keeping a safe two metre distance and see Covid19 rule breakers everywhere.
Hey where is your visor?? That's not very social distancy is it???
Karen tried to high five me before, I said "Karen, that's not very social distancy, elbow bump woman!"
Karen tried to high five me before, I said "Karen, that's not very social distancy, elbow bump woman!"
by lolo.24 November 25, 2020
To have failed as the "fail whale" has.
"Hark... in the distance... the fail whale!"
"dude, you're just harking in the distance all over the place"
"dude, you're just harking in the distance all over the place"
by dannyjeffers August 18, 2008
by FollowMeOnTwitter@Nextarity March 25, 2022
When someone and/or something is withing a close proximity, hence the name,"Pissing Distance". Take (For example) a birthday or any other special occasion. If it is within a month or less to happen, it could be considered in Pissing Distance.
Person 1: (Playing catch with Person 2, only to end up throwing the ball a bit too far) "Oh, shit!"
Person 2: (Sees this unreal moment happen) "Wow, way to go, smart ass. You throw like a god damn girl!"
Person 1: "Why don't you grab the ball instead of shit talking?"
Person 2: "Why should I grab the ball? I wasn't the one who threw it like a paraplegic in a wheelchair"
Person 1: "GRAB THE GOD DAMN BALL. You're in Pissing Distance from it, for Christ sake!
Person 2: (Is standing literally less than a foot from where the ball is)
Person 2: (Sees this unreal moment happen) "Wow, way to go, smart ass. You throw like a god damn girl!"
Person 1: "Why don't you grab the ball instead of shit talking?"
Person 2: "Why should I grab the ball? I wasn't the one who threw it like a paraplegic in a wheelchair"
Person 1: "GRAB THE GOD DAMN BALL. You're in Pissing Distance from it, for Christ sake!
Person 2: (Is standing literally less than a foot from where the ball is)
by BigMamaBS May 01, 2025
To avoid a former best buddy because of a banal quarrel.
Within a small town quite a challenge.
Sets all your friends under pressure because the one who is doing "urban distancing"
expects that you are acting the same way he does to his former buddy.
If you don't follow him doing "urban distancing" - he will leave in a huff.
Within a small town quite a challenge.
Sets all your friends under pressure because the one who is doing "urban distancing"
expects that you are acting the same way he does to his former buddy.
If you don't follow him doing "urban distancing" - he will leave in a huff.
He is urban distancing him again.
"Why are you urban distancing me?"
"He you! Are you doing a little bit urban distancing again?"
"Stop urban distancing him! You are both my friends!"
"Why are you urban distancing me?"
"He you! Are you doing a little bit urban distancing again?"
"Stop urban distancing him! You are both my friends!"
by princess2020 May 25, 2020