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cummy mess

Like a bloody mess but with cum instead of blood.
Keep talking shit and I'll turn you into a cummy mess.
by kvm666 January 2, 2021
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Cummy

When you're so covered in cum that you're saturated in it.
Bro you're dummy cummy, on god. It's disgusting.
by keenan beanan January 24, 2021
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Flinstones Cummies

When a male downs a whole bottle of multivitamins before receiving a blowjob. Upon ejaculation, the partner can then swallow and receive their share of their multivitamins.
Who needs vaccines when you have Flinstones Cummies™ in your tummies
by Gary the Hydra January 26, 2021
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funny cummy

by Adrian valdes February 4, 2021
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fuck cummy

When your niggas trynna be a little bitch and cum on you
Al Cacone:you're a little caca fuck cummy !
Courage:no juan you are my fuck cummy
by Qeaskyband February 7, 2021
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cummy bear

A guy whose semen does not taste bad and is actually quite enjoyable to swallow, as opposed to the usual "routine" taste of male ejaculate.
- Oh yeah I'm going to cum, open your mouth!
- No! Not in there!
- Don't worry, I'm a cummy bear.
by KenM February 16, 2021
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Scummy Cummy

When one ejaculates, but immediately prior to doing so, pulls their underwear and undergarments over their genital area, resulting in the cumshot being contained, but having a huge, obvious cumshot staining the crotch of the person.
Person A: "You see Person C lately? I can't believe it, they had a Scummy Cummy dead and centre."
Person B: "Holy shit, how big was it?"
Person A: "Looked like they pissed themselves, they must've done it in a hurry."
by asdfasgadfg February 26, 2021
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