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don't dip your bush onto the company dink

This phrase advises female workers not to hook up with their male colleagues (especially the doofus ones). Office romances cause nothing but drama, heartache, and embarrassment for all involved (including onlookers).

It is women's version of "Don't dip your pen in the company ink," which is often pronounced by obnoxious dude bros.
Female #1: "Oooh, Mikey got transferred to our department. He is so hot."

Female #2: That guy?! Hells no! Girl, don't dip your bush onto the company dink."
by macinlor September 7, 2016
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Quiet Company

1. A rock-indie band based in Austin, TX.
2. Being with someone without talking; enjoying silence with another person.
1. Have you heard Quiet Company’s newest song?
2. Would you like some quiet company? I could read and you could draw!
by buttons4lou May 14, 2021
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Patricia Sparta's RX Compliments Jacques Bermon Webster II's' Butterfly Effect Being Additional Recorded Dialogue From The National Broadcast Company
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 14, 2025
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Sus company

The company that doing suspicious activity. They recruit you not for working, they just want to use you.
That's some sus company, they recuit new directors to be puppet for their illegal activities
by William sexspare September 14, 2023
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Company Fluffer

Noun; Employee, typically an aging, heavy set, white male who constantly tries to perform gay sexual favors on his coworkers and upper management to further his career and gain praise. Often will become prolapsed from all of the anal strain they have endured.
Dan- “Travis are you taking off this Friday to watch the big game?”

Travis- “He’ll no, we’re going to be short handed because Kevin sucked off the boss so he could take the day off for the gay pride parade.”

Dan- “That Kevin sure is a company fluffer”
by One two 3 September 26, 2018
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Crowd Marketing Company

Phrase that identifies a company as a type of investment Scam aka Ponzi Scheme

Can also be referred to as Multi Level Marketing or Pyramid Scheme
Friend: Bro did you hear about this new investment company called Crowd1 its a Crowd Marketing Company
Me: Dude, get your money out! that is a Ponzi Scheme like Bitconnect
by MaxZeeMus May 23, 2021
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in company

with another person or a group of people.
"you were never to mention in company your father's uncle"
by Arminkshipper March 29, 2025
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