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Swedish cream

A small white sticky ball of sweet delight. Made by men for women
i gave my girl a swedish cream last night
by R-tech May 28, 2018
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Swedish toilet

When getting a massage from a so-called masseur and they stick a finger in your brown eye.
You: Their so-called expert masseur not only stuck a finger in my rear, but he also broke my weiner!
Me: Damn dog! He got you with the old Swedish Toilet
by Thy Stoneder Stoner August 13, 2018
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Swedish Dream

The Swedish Dream is like the American Dream, but much, very much better.
It's about moving to Sweden (biggest cities are excluded from the Swedish Dream) and living a simple life near nature, learn about farming, wild vegetables and the way of the Swedes, lagom. In Sweden you can enjoy one of the best laws ever created by humankind, allemansrätten, which basically involves that you have the right to harvest vegetables, fruits, camp outside, walk, cycle, ride, ski, and camp on any land—with the exception of private gardens, the immediate vicinity of a dwelling house and land under cultivation. Restrictions apply for nature reserves and other protected areas. It also gives the right to pick wild flowers, mushrooms and berries (provided they are not legally protected), but not to hunt in any way. (~wikipedia)
You can read more about it online.

The Swedish Dream is the perfect escape way from a stressful and meaningless life (even for Swedish people themselves). Just get out there and be yourself!
Þorbjörn: Hej! Have you heard of Timothy? He left for good and he lives on a little farm in Sweden now, he calls it "The Swedish Dream"

Sturgurðr: fan vad nice
by Sigurth Fafnirsbunny April 25, 2023
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swedish crippler

When a black man takes a dump on a white mans back.
I went out with Kivy last night and he gave me a Swedish crippler, so let me take a shower and I'll be right over.
by Biglig April 10, 2016
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Swedish Fish

A candy, that was created by a swedish company, but mostly sold in the US. Most of swedes are unawere of their existance
Random american: "woow, it's a swedish fish? How yummy!
Random swede: A what?
by xXSwedishfishXx June 19, 2020
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Swedish handshake

When a female is fisted by two men at the same time, and their hands rub together inside her.
-Stacy is a real cavernous gal. Yesterday Bill and I have managed do do the Swedish handshake while getting busy at her place.
by theguy889 August 23, 2020
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Swedish Meatball

A variation of the "dutch oven" originating in Alabama. Where the said person drops a poo pellet in bed, then mercilessly holds their victim under the covers.
I Haven't seen Sarah since I gave her that swedish meatball.
by CoachOGjimmyjohnson December 20, 2021
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