(noun, verb)
A. A stretch, typically performed in the morning, which is so relieving that it nearly bends reality. It is usually accompanied by a feeling of immense, in-the-moment liberation.
It can also be achieved any time of day, maintaining that there is a god-like surge of solace, a physics-defying freedom felt.
B. (As a verb) To stretch with the result of intense satisfaction and relief.
A. A stretch, typically performed in the morning, which is so relieving that it nearly bends reality. It is usually accompanied by a feeling of immense, in-the-moment liberation.
It can also be achieved any time of day, maintaining that there is a god-like surge of solace, a physics-defying freedom felt.
B. (As a verb) To stretch with the result of intense satisfaction and relief.
Jack: I'm so stiff, sleeping on that futon was such a bad idea.
Josh: You should've slept upstairs.
Jack: Oh- Wait a minute- (stretches) oooohhhhh yes! Divine stretch! Wow! I'm so refreshed.
Josh: You should've slept upstairs.
Jack: Oh- Wait a minute- (stretches) oooohhhhh yes! Divine stretch! Wow! I'm so refreshed.
by pi@noguy December 06, 2010
When a girl's pussy is extremely hairy and her beef curtains are extremely big at the same time. It usually smells funny too; like a wet dog.
"Oh man I was gonna bang her last night but she had the biggest stretching wookie, dude. It was the grossed thing I'd ever seen so I high tailed the fuck outta there.
by 4n4l monster for BenQ March 25, 2016
When her pussy is extremely hairy and so loose that it sags and looks like a wookie. It also smells like wet dog.
"Yeah I was totally gonna bang her last night but she had a stretching wookie man. I got the fuck out of there. It was so gross.
by 4n4l monster for BenQ March 24, 2016
Saying that Dragonball Evolution was a good movie would be far-fetched of a stretch. So I will: It WAS a good movie. Full chest no back.
by Sarahsmile86 December 16, 2023
by Burzonic July 22, 2016
Stretching done in the morning before getting out of bed, so named for the noise made by people with high-pitched voices.
by Bartizan February 27, 2015
stretch throat is when someone tells you that they have a sore throat but you know that person has been giving sloppy toppings lately , but act as if they don't understand why . Similiar to strep throat because there is imflamation in the throat but different solely because you know they a hoe.
Jane: man my throat is really sore , and I don't know why just came out of nowhere!
John: No kidding sounds to me like you've got stretch throat!! You should really see a doctor about that!
John: No kidding sounds to me like you've got stretch throat!! You should really see a doctor about that!
by Kilthy Fi April 25, 2019