Goose pond shit

Man made bodies of water in Alberta, Canada, which consist of water a goose shit

Get the hell outta here with that goose pond shit.

by ABigDD July 29, 2024

Pond Hockey

Pond Hockey is a cocktail that is Pink Whitney Vodka and Club Soda with a lime.

You have Pink Whitney, can you make me a pond hockey?

by Adumbkid December 8, 2024

Chocolate pond

Ian’s butthole

Stick your foot in Ian’s chocolate pond

by babyyodadabadabada October 9, 2020

The Mystery Pond

Any depth of undentifable liquid

Ahhhhh the mystery pond

by Hedonia January 22, 2024

Bedford Park Pond

Fishing. Legal.

Bedford Park Pond is defined by legal fishing, for example, "My son harpooned a tuna fish at Bedford Park Pond' and it was totally legal

by Yanfl June 17, 2023

pond life

When someone is really shit, just like microrganisms in a pond, just insignificant little mongs.

"Them emos sat by the bin is a pond life"

by JPuffer July 11, 2022

Ponding

When your golf ball gets extremely close to a body of water without going in. The ball and water become very close friends.

My golf ball was ponding with the creek on hole number 1.

by H2omeier June 27, 2017