Waffling the Pancakes

When one person wildly misinterprets a post or cmment, usually on Twitter and TikTok, so that the OP looks bad. This usually occurs when a chronically online teenager tries to accuse the original poster of ableism, homophobia, racism and other forms of bigotry when the original post didn't intend to. Said responses are referred to as "waffled pancakes".

The phrase is in reference to a Twitter user who described the phenomenon with an analogy using pancakes and waffles. People tend to reply to waffled pancakes and screenshots of waffled pancakes with a screenshot of said tweet. It reads as follows:

"Twitter is the only place where well articulated sentences still get misinterpreted.

You can say 'I like pancakes' and somebody will say 'So you hate waffles?'

No bitch. Dats a whole new sentence. Wtf is you talking about."
Person A: Do y'all remember these when you were a kid #nostalga *Posts a picture of Beados*
Person B: Ummmmm this is had a date rape drug in these????? Is this supposed to promote sexual assault?? Besides, not all kids had the privilege of having toys, you classist POS! Check your privilege and educate yourself! I'm shaking!!!!!!!!
Person A: Wow. Waffling the pancakes much?
by StarGarnet03 November 03, 2022
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Wisonsin Pancake

A act of taking a solid shit on your partners chest and then proceeding to sit on said shit and moving in a rotating motion to form a flat pancake-like turd.
I had to go to store to buy an extra roll of toilet paper because i had a wisonsin pancake with Keith last night.
by PANCAKE June 06, 2014
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Adobe Pancake

An adobe pancake is performed after consuming high fiber organic foods and must take place in sunny, warm weather. To create, a women or man, lies in the sun on their back. The woman's or man's partner then squats over their stomach and defecates a full bowel release. Upon excretion, the feces is patted to a flat, one inch consistency with the hands or simply by patting it down with the provider's ass. The adobe pancake begins to form as the feces dries and hardens in the sun. Then end results is a solid, durable, material. Adobe pancakes are achieved with best results when performed on vacation in the Middle East, North Africa, South America, Southwestern North America, and in Spain.
After a day of sight seeing in southern New Mexico, John and Cindy returned to their sunny resort side pool. Inspired by the adobe architecture of the dessert southwest, John dropped trousers by the pool and dumped a load on Cindy's stomach where he patted it down and it eventually cured to a delightful Adobe Pancake in the hot desert sun.
by Eaton Holgoode June 05, 2009
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Large Pancake

A term created by skateboarder and rapper Roy Purdy. This term is meant to be used in response to the term "Medium Waffle". Similarly to medium waffle this saying is extremely hard to understand and only for the committed with an extremely high IQ.
Bichael: Medium Waffle
Rathew: Large Pancake
Bichael: Square up right now
by Bichael420 December 21, 2017
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velvet pancakes

A certain type of sound that can come from an orchestral bell. (As made Famous by Jhon C. Reiley's character Dewey Cox in Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story)
"Make it sound like it did last night, that thing where it sounds like velvet pancakes"
- Dewey Cox
by Derek Simon May 08, 2008
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pancake booty

a girl with an ass that appears big from behind but when seen from the side lookes as flat as a pancake
pamela anderson has a pancake booty and is also known for getting done...ALOT...like more than once
by Miguel Huitron September 19, 2005
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Pancake Nipples

Nipples on a breast that are at least 10 inches in diameter
ima call that bitch IHOP... she has pancakes on her tits
by Sean, Jarrod and Bubba June 11, 2004
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