Neil

Neil is one of the most shortest people you will ever meet. He is very Loyal and He will always have your back. He is super Funny and has a great sense of humor. He gets pissed off super easy and its most likely always because someone says something about his girlfriend as he is very protective of his baby girl. This dude makes a great boy freind. If you get a Neil don't let go.
Hey who is that short kid?

Oh! That tree stump? Thats neil!
by Savycookie06 October 22, 2019
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The smartest and sweetest guy you will ever meet. Very sociable and loves making new friends. He Is friends with everyone. Is very keen at reading the room. Usually follows the rules but isn't afraid to break them. Let this not fool you as in the inside he secretly plans to rule the world.
"Hey, Dave, did you invite Neil? He's so chill. "
Dave: "All Hail The Coming Of The Destroyer."

"Wtf Dave?"
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Intense, curved spine sex offender. Prolific around vulnerable women and children. Loves the phys.
How gay is Neil!!
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Someone who breaks the law while pretending to uphold it with a badge, often referred to as a dirty cop amongst other names I can't repeat, most likely his wife cheats on him with his dad.
See that dirty cop on the news, he's a Neil
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Big fan of Marvel. He will beat your ass in any Marvel quiz that ever exists. He would also be very kind as to buy you whatever you ask for. Get yourself a Neil for only $5.
Neil: Bro
Bro: Why bro?
Neil: Hola como estas?
Bro: Muy bien.
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Neil has a really long neck.
by Austy123 October 13, 2020
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