unprofessional mechanic

Sana Ferdowsian

don’t ask the unprofessional mechanic for advice

by armon the top g August 2, 2022

mechanical work

scalar physical quantity numerically equal to the product of force and distance if the two are parallel

Mechanical work is done only if the object is moving

by Maria Angelaa February 28, 2024

Urban Mechanic

An unhoused person who has to repair their vehicle at every stop in the city. Most often seen in city parks.

Ricky earned his Urban Mechanic master mechanic rating at Yale Park after having to morph parts from various other vehicles to make his 1992 Winnebago drive able to get to the food bank for resupply. Many Urban Mechanics are also Urban Lumberjacks.

by anonymous July 18, 2023

Pussy Mechanic

A board certified medical doctor who is a gynaecology (or in some other cases obstetrics) specialist.

Considering a gynaecologist looks at a female reproductive system for a living and fixes that specific organ systems issues, he is basically a mechanic for pussies

Woman: My vagina hurts, I'm not sure whats wrong
Man: Go to the Pussy Mechanic then

by xx_cunnyraper_xx February 18, 2024

Chiller Mechanic

The ultimate service technician. They are the most skilled among the super fitters. They will not hesitate to tell you how awesome they are and will select the work they deem is up to their talents, which is constantly changing.

JCI Chiller Mechanic: I only work on machines that are Caribean Blue, because I am a chiller mechanic.
Non chiller mechanic: I am going to do a start up on this air cooled machine.
JCI Chiller Mechanic: You're not smart enough to do that.

by HVAC tech October 11, 2020

Space Mechanic

Ones who "get blasted" and "fix", or "service" if you will, all girls around the world

Bob: Damn Steve how have you been getting so many ladies lately?
Steve: It's easy Bob, I'm a space mechanic

by CodyB.M.F[I9S] March 3, 2011

Pedah mechanic

Not only the best mother fucking mechanic in rocket leage, but the most useful. This mechanic is preformed by driving backwards and hoping u hit the fucking ball.

Friend: I centered it
Me: holy fuck I just hit an insane pedah mechanic

by Let’shave_sex March 5, 2021