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whiskey matrix

The precise amount of drunk where all you want to do is clean around your place. While the amount required varies from person to person, it usually falls in the realm of 2-5 drinks.
I got home from the bar last night and ended up in the Whiskey Matrix. Now, all my laundry is done and I can't find my cat.
by Elk Snot July 19, 2018
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Matrix Food

Food that is processed or has a lot of pesticides/Lab ingredients in it. Used by the government to keep peoples bodies stuck and lousy
I want to eat some Doritos and cheezits right now

Bro that’s Matrix food go eat a apple
by Pseudboi February 16, 2024
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Matrix

An awesome movie that was created with the purpose to reveal the truth about our lives, WE ARE IN A SIMULATION

Oh, and the code in the background is a sushi recipe, this means…

We live in a Sushi recipe
by ExternalTrout80 March 2, 2022
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matrix

to be trapped in. Esp. mentally. To be attached to a belief or idea. Not being aware of something.
- Hey yo, you're still trapped in the matrix.
- You're right. I should have never voted for Kang.
by onirokitsch February 24, 2024
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Polar intelligence matrix

Two individuals or parties that have such diverse intellectual capabilities that no communicable purpose can be derived without synthetic intelligence reduction.
The polar intelligence matrix between Facebook and Google employees was minimal, so communication was fluid and profitable.

There was a vast polar intelligence matrix between the state department and the uncontacted peoples of Venezuela. Communication was difficult and dangerous.

Joe and Sally had a large polar intelligence matrix so didn't get along at the party. Joe was a physics major and Sally was a hairstylist so it didn't work out.
by Ontological June 23, 2018
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matrix COVID

What Agent Smith gives everybody in the matrix sequels. Matrix COVID is usually spread through an Agent Smith clone (these clones are infected people). A person who is infected with Matrix COVID has black semen that if touched, will infect the,pm. This semen usually leaks onto their hands if an infected person touches someone who isn’t infected. The semen will cover the person’s body and a Smith will emerge from the cum.

Though Smith can infect anybody, he usually goes for women. Matrix COVID is anywhere: Hospitals, nightclubs, even your own house! People who are dead can not be infected, so you should probably become an hero if you don’t want Matrix COVID, but getting it is like becoming An Hero except there is no body left over.
The black puddle on the floor reminds Sophia that if she touches it, she will get Matrix COVID
by Bambianca December 25, 2021
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Matrix

A badass person who uses their computer skills to put forth revenge.
We call her the Matrix, cause she can dig up any information and make you regret ever messing with her.
by Matrix007 July 5, 2019
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