Josh

A person who needs to be reminded to drink water. Also shares conservative content to close friends but is openly liberal.

Oh... Father Josh... Please sip-eth this holy water

by SSLC Topper October 31, 2020

Josh

Josh is an utterly sassy bitch. Danger arises when his nostril flares and he can easily go full josh if threatened. He will boost your confidence like cocaine could never and is unconditionally loyal. Everyone who meets josh can’t help but love him because in his own word he’s potentially gorgeous and he can’t be described as anything less than hilarious. He’s either aggressively socialable or in a form which could be described as selected exstinction for a month.

Josh ripped a new hole in his art teacher for some unhelpful comments

by Gingerchinchilla February 21, 2019

Josh

Josh is an overprotective kinda guy to most girls. You wont catch him hanging out with any guys, mostly just with little girls in a "platonic'' kind of way. Josh becomes very defensive for any women, especially Egirls ranging anywhere from 12-16 years old. Although others may potentially see his actions as unethical, he disagrees and never holds himself accountable. Josh is usually a manipulative liar that targets his lies and deceits to the people he calls his friends. Josh has many fetishes such as animated video game pornography, Cuck porn, and teenage porn. Solitary confinement areas are mostly filled with the social rejects and pedophiles named Josh.

Oh my God! I bet Josh has shackles in his basement!

Hey, my name is Josh, and I don't mind how old you are, age is just a number.

by AtholPoliceDepartment December 23, 2022

Josh

A simp he will drop you and betray you for some choochie.
All thought he can be an awesome friend juts be careful

Hey did you see josh,

Oh no he's simping again

by Littleburnb February 24, 2020

Josh

Every josh is a sick kid yeno they’re mad

Ay onto tha josh hes a mad 1 oni

by Yes lad ur a sick kid September 13, 2020

Josh

Josh is an amazing person. He never fails to brighten up your days. He sometimes can be the laziest person ever, but somedays he is so motivated to do stuff. He is extremely gentle and has a voice of an angel. His smile can brighten up any dark space, his eyes are a beautiful hazel which are so mesmerizing. His jokes are not far off of perfect. You can never stay mad at him because he always acts like so adorable and sweet. Although sometimes things may be tough for him, he is a strong man. Josh is extremely talented and can do anything if he puts his mind to it. He is extremely intelligent and cunning, and charming with his words. Josh is a huge nerd when it comes to History, he knows many things, and thinks of many things that wouldn’t cross anybody's mind. He has a very unique personality, and loves video games as well and working out. If you have a Josh in your life, never let him go. He's an angel in disguise.

I love you, and I'm not deleting this Josh.

Is that Josh?
Yeah! He’s my boyfriend, isn’t he adorable?
Yes. You guys make such a cute couple.
Thanks!

by jxid January 18, 2022

Josh

A complete pile of sub-human trash that has very little fashion, all he may have is height however very round and homophobic and should hopefully never exist soon!

“I would never date that guy he’s such a josh”

by Carl W. June 25, 2021