Joey

A Joey is a young man that is about to turn 30 years old but is still staying with mom and dad, whom does not have the capacity in his mind to think for himself and lacks any free thought at all and thinks that every woman he meets must marry him.

Jason: Wassup man did you hook up with that chick at the bar on Friday night.

Young man: no bruh I took her back to my place but she wouldn't do anything while my parents were there and she said she doesn't wanna marry me.

Jason: You're such a fucking Joey!

by Freewillmason November 7, 2018

Joey

A mega fag that doesn't know how to shut the fuck up, will constantly bitch about random people.

Look it's Joey I wonder who he is talking about now.

by Drinkmorefuckmore April 4, 2020

Joey

Someone who cries about absolutely nothing.

Oh man, he was being such a Joey last night he even left the groupchat.

by An3lGod July 18, 2020

Joey

joey loves pizza and is fat if there not fat there not joey

I want pizza joey

by Dony May 2, 2019

Joey

The unsightly fat pouch-y area you grow just above your belt line.

Sadly- her Joey had exceeded all her previous expectations and fears.

by Kitty a go go February 14, 2015

Joey

This is misused a lot. Many people assume that a joey is someone who always follows another person. Though it may be that two people may just be best friends. Not all BFF's are joeys.

Ugh, look them two are such joeys ha ha ha!

by Anonymous_796 June 5, 2017

Joey

A stupid little guy, who's hair looks like burnt Arbys curly fries.

"I hate that queer Joey. Hes so gay!"

by Geheckos December 7, 2017