A story that explains about a horrific accident, the protagonist was driving his Chrysler minivan at the narrow and winding roads near the perseverance landfill in Grenada, while he was caught up in a slow traffic, he noticed a white Honda fit behind him, and the driver wasn’t paying attention, but he was watching some gross nasty gay porn or whatever, he was indulging in self pleasure, he was so distracted that he collided into the protagonist, and the other cars and then he flew over a cliff and plunged into a lagoon
The Haunting Of The Honda
One day, I was driving my Chrysler Town and Country near the Perseverance Landfill in Grenada. The air was thick with humidity and the stench of rotting garbage. On the left, the rusted wreck of the Lizie J cargo ship stood like a decaying monument. As I passed the wreck, I noticed an elderly woman in a slow-moving yellow subcompact, with a minibus tailgating her. Behind me, a white Honda Fit driven by a young man named Jeremy swerved dangerously, instead of paying attention on the road, he was watching lesbian sex or gay porn on his phone on pornhub and jerking off while driving, with the pornographic sounds blared from his car speakers. I noticed this man was driving like an idiot, so I sped up. Suddenly, disaster struck. I tried to maneuver around the elderly woman, but the Honda clipped my rear bumper, then it collided in the back of the elderly lady’s car, making her car spun off the road. The Honda then slammed into the minibus, sending it careening off the road too. Then the Honda flew over a cliff and plunge into the dirty and murky lagoon. Nearby the shipwreck. And it sank there, The Honda fit and its driver was never heard of again. A catastrophic #Hondabump.
One day, I was driving my Chrysler Town and Country near the Perseverance Landfill in Grenada. The air was thick with humidity and the stench of rotting garbage. On the left, the rusted wreck of the Lizie J cargo ship stood like a decaying monument. As I passed the wreck, I noticed an elderly woman in a slow-moving yellow subcompact, with a minibus tailgating her. Behind me, a white Honda Fit driven by a young man named Jeremy swerved dangerously, instead of paying attention on the road, he was watching lesbian sex or gay porn on his phone on pornhub and jerking off while driving, with the pornographic sounds blared from his car speakers. I noticed this man was driving like an idiot, so I sped up. Suddenly, disaster struck. I tried to maneuver around the elderly woman, but the Honda clipped my rear bumper, then it collided in the back of the elderly lady’s car, making her car spun off the road. The Honda then slammed into the minibus, sending it careening off the road too. Then the Honda flew over a cliff and plunge into the dirty and murky lagoon. Nearby the shipwreck. And it sank there, The Honda fit and its driver was never heard of again. A catastrophic #Hondabump.
by EMD F59PHI March 19, 2025
Get the The haunting of the Hondamug. The 2006 Honda Civic is the 8th generation for the Honda Civic, which redesigned it to be more fuel efficient. The year 2006 was much better for Honda than it was for Sonic. The 2006 Honda Civic is a coupe.
by Sando Trouton April 13, 2024
Get the 2006 Honda Civicmug. A Humble individual with so many kids he drives a minivan. Being "Scared of Stella" is known to be another attribute of this person. First to speak and quick to anger, he is always ready for a war of words.
by Hond@ God August 16, 2020
Get the Honda Godmug. the poor person's car. most likely you wanted an accord but it was way too expensive so you settled for a civic. but you came to realize that a civic runs like a sack of shit that was set on fire.
people who own civics are probably dumb as fuck and think having a civic is "cool" but in reality you literally drive the same car as your 98 yr old grandmother. honda civic drivers are literal scum of the earth and deserves the firing squad.
you are also probably a car enthusiast which is even more cringe than just owning a honda. imagine modding a car that is worth less nickocado avacado's onlyfans. thats embarrassing fr, if you are going to spend some money on a car that actually has some value skip honda civic and go for an actual car that doesnt drive like a steaming pile of dog shit.
also its fucking uncomfortable as fuck and people who drives are uptight assholes who have a god complex. if hitler was still alive today, he would include honda civic drivers his europe no-no list and people would be celebrating the extermination of honda civic drivers.
all-in-all, fuck honda civic drivers cause they are literally fucking dumbasses on the road.
people who own civics are probably dumb as fuck and think having a civic is "cool" but in reality you literally drive the same car as your 98 yr old grandmother. honda civic drivers are literal scum of the earth and deserves the firing squad.
you are also probably a car enthusiast which is even more cringe than just owning a honda. imagine modding a car that is worth less nickocado avacado's onlyfans. thats embarrassing fr, if you are going to spend some money on a car that actually has some value skip honda civic and go for an actual car that doesnt drive like a steaming pile of dog shit.
also its fucking uncomfortable as fuck and people who drives are uptight assholes who have a god complex. if hitler was still alive today, he would include honda civic drivers his europe no-no list and people would be celebrating the extermination of honda civic drivers.
all-in-all, fuck honda civic drivers cause they are literally fucking dumbasses on the road.
Brendon: hey look! its a honda civic!
Literally everyone: oh my fucking god, thats literal shit on wheels.
Literally everyone: oh my fucking god, thats literal shit on wheels.
by antihondacivicmovement #AHCM February 7, 2022
Get the honda civicmug. Honda sher is a slang term derived from hindu sher, an unmarried and unemployed hindu man who does cuck posting about muslim men involving hindu women on internet. Simps after women of different race and religion while lecturing others about racial and spritual purity and protecting dharma and involves himself in all sorts of degeneracy while moral policing others on internet.
by Jkujo2684 December 23, 2024
Get the Honda shermug. by Bowow7 July 4, 2023
Get the Honda nightmug. by 2023 honda accord November 3, 2023
Get the 2023 honda accordmug.