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MC Herpes

MC Herpes is a widely acclaimed up and coming rapper from the streets of Chicago who is best known for his clever bars and undefeated rap battle record within the Chicago high school community. His most renowned rap battle victory came at the expense of a Jones College Prep student who went by the name of "elbow", before committing suicide after an onslaught of roasts from MC Herpes compelled him to do so. Many Chicago insiders consider him to be the next Chief Keef, due to the fact that Sosa came up from an almost identical Chicago high school rapping background as Herpes.
Person 1: "aye foe were you at MC Herpes's last rap battle?"

Person 2: "Hell yeah, he baked the nigga so bad he killed himself"
by Urban_Dick69 September 8, 2016
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Fool's herpes

Bob: god damnit! I've got Fool's herpes on my mouth right before my date with Susie!
by my name is hammy August 26, 2017
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Digital Herpes

When an image has a high ratio of artifacts.
That jpeg has the digital herpes.
by Mister Bulldops June 10, 2016
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Fist Herpes

Herpes on your fingers and hand area. Caused from fisting an anus or vagina with herpes.
My girlfriend and I were trying some kinky shit - I was fisting her anus. I did not realize she had had anal sex with another man, who had given her herpes, and as I fisted her, I contracted Fist Herpes.
by SuckAChode November 5, 2013
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Forest Herpes

Also known as poison Ivy or poison oak. The oil of Forest Herpes may cause an allergic reaction causing itchy rashes or boils.
"Mark won't be in today, he got a bad case of Forest Herpes on his face and ass!"
by Meat the destroyer September 3, 2011
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sucked herpes

sucking at something soo much the phrase "Sucked dick" doesnt come close to how bad u are at something
1. "Kadie and Mary were playing fooseball"
"Ohh Yeah?"
"yeah, they sucked herpes"
"wow they sucked that bad"
"yeah kelly,worse than julies basketball skillz"
"wow she suckss dickkk to"
by hahailykadieandmary February 20, 2007
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eye herpes

pretty self explanatory
"Yo guys, my eye herpes is flaring up again."
by Foote Fetisch May 23, 2010
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