Graham

Not to be confused with Gram and/or Graeme.Can be one of the following, no in between:

1. Sings all the time, and is one of the top actors in his age group. Really short, and micah makes jokes about his height. He has a lot of freckles, and good at most everything. Understands you when you don’t.
2.Really bad at math, Goofy, and likes the Patriots. A great future talk show host, and is the greatest procrastinator on the planet. Plays the trumpet, and will pout when you make trumpet jokes. Super chill.

1.
Milo: Can I sit there?
Graham: We all love me, but there’s no room.
Milo:
Milo: I sit next to you every day.

Milo: Your sitting by yourself.

2.
Milo: Alright, lets do the math project.

50 minutes later
Graham: ....so then I told her...,
The rest of the class: oooooooo

by Smoll Brain March 11, 2020

William Graham

Usually the whitest guy in the room, he may be fat, amazingly funny, and straight asf.

what a William graham type headass

by FagAbuser March 21, 2022

harrison dement-graham

Harrison D-G is the best person on earth. he's super cool and fun and can be sassy but also really, really funny. he will joke around with you a lot and hopefully make you laugh a lot.

Guy 1: that Harrison is a really cool guy.
Guy 2: Oh you mean Harrison Dement-Graham? Yeah he's awesome

by dominoCKLove&Spirit July 20, 2018

Graham Joyner

the man does not exist

"Hey have you seen Graham Joyner around?"
"No because he doesn't exist"

by 0ptx October 28, 2021

graham

a dick who tries to sexually touch you every day and who has ad-hd with anger issues

graham dont touch me there

by jsdfjskdjsdfmsdf May 16, 2022

Owen Graham

A skinny person who looks like a spaghetti pasta in the fact that he has a meatball on his head and that he is as skinny as a noodle.

I want to eat Owen Graham.

by ur boi123 March 7, 2020

Graham

Graham is generally white and somebody named Albee usually breaks their arm

Graham is so white

by Ihatealbre October 16, 2020