Jet Cobb is the biggest twat I have ever met. However he has the most monstrous cock I have ever seen. He makes me laugh so hard I nearly wee myself every time. Most see him as a hot surfer/skater boy but really he is the biggest softy ever. And he is the BEST cuddler. Greatest little spoon ever. He always knows what to say, and always knows how to make me smile. I want to touch his face. All. The. Time. He is so crazy, he will do anything for the bois. Biggest light weight. And when he gives you the look. Never let that mothertrucker go. His blue dreamy eyes will leave you droolingb forever. He's also fit as fuck and has an extra toe for that extra grip ladies. He can't play fortnite for shit. And if he watches highschool musical he is a keeper. And if he asks you to fuck to Star Wars...That's when you marry that bitch. And can I just say. I'm got marry Jet Cobb. NO CAP
example 1; "he is so sexy"
"its jet cobb you need to wife him"
example 2: Jet Cobb - "so like...Star Wars?"
You- "I love you"
"its jet cobb you need to wife him"
example 2: Jet Cobb - "so like...Star Wars?"
You- "I love you"
by jetcobbsgirlfriend April 1, 2020

The feeling of letting loose a long, no cheek clapping fart after consuming prodigious amounts of Mexican, hot sauce, or other spicy foods, comparable to a jet fighter, a straight column of what feels like fire will exit your bootyhole leading to a burning sensation, usually followed by fire shits
Bruh, I had straight jet exhaust after Taco Bell last night
Ya think? You melted a porcelain fucking toilet!
Ya think? You melted a porcelain fucking toilet!
by Cockyrooster1135 April 5, 2019

Not being in the correct headspace prior to going on holiday or forgetting things that were done prior to going on holiday
by Rogue Two June 6, 2023

by Sir Plop March 9, 2020

When someone has an uncontrollable case of diarrhea and sprays like someone who drank a bottle of laxatives.
by dumbdorelele October 3, 2012

Being temporarily unaware of oneself and familiar others following a return airline flight that crosses multiple time zones.
I live on the East coast, and when I woke up after my first night back from the West coast, I saw may husband and thought, "who is that," then I knew I must have been the victim of Jet-Fugue
by hmsbgle May 30, 2009

by Jet-Candy September 19, 2017
