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The most selfish piece of shit. Will tear your life to shreds and pick up and go. The most emotionally unavailable person on earth. Will cheat on you from day 1.
Gertrude: Hey, what happened to that guy you were seeing?

Sarah: Fuck him. Turns out he was a Thai.
by CocoaMolly August 2, 2020
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Thai Coconut

A Thai Coconut is a sex act between two males in which one male fists the other with both hands with the objective of covering both hands in feces. Once both hands are covered, they are cupped around the penis of the fisted male and stroked until orgasm. The semen is representative of the milk.
I walked in on someone getting a Thai Coconut in the pub toilets! Talk about disgusting!
by ZachChapman September 15, 2019
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ALVIN THAI LIM, the BOTOX QUEEN 💋

We are extremely confused with this guy because he was getting BOTOX all the time in his face 😳 .
Is this normal behavior?

He had a good connect for the process.
KATRINA MORDY , she must be in that industry ?
KATRINA MORDY: " hey Thai, they have a special going on MAGILANT NARSASSCIST'S

THAI : " Booking the appointment right now"
by THAI 💩 February 14, 2025
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thai-over

Similar to hang-over but after having consumed far too much thai food than is suitable for a human body
I'm so thai-overed
by merryfool April 26, 2011
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thai steamer

A device used to steam clean a sex worker's vagina between clients. Used by squatting over a boiling pot of water.
Michelle squatted over her Thai steamer to prepare herself for her next client.
by SubOhm June 27, 2023
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Thai

He is a very funny and clever. A very small cock. And pulls no bitches(bitchless ass nigga). And has money.
This nigga Thai look old asf.
by Noitsnotthai November 20, 2023
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ALVIN THAI LIM.

He loves to analyze people so he did this one time to a certain individual but that certain individual played along to make it seem like THAI's antics are going unnoticed but in reality that certain individual was leading him on because Thai stages and plans everything prior to his analyzing routine.
He will ask you to come and hang out with him then put on a Movie, music video or a show that possibly could resonate with you in some way shape or form but he will play off like it wasn't planned when the video or Movie comes on. So this certain individual knew Thai was staging everything prior to his arrival, then he put on the music video and Thai watched the individual from the kitchen like a creep to see the individuals reactions to the video but the individual pretended like he didn't notice Thai, and the individual was acting like he was sooo into the video so Thai could get the validation.
He's done this for decades, he will go even as far as having mutiltiple people involved in staging and acting along to his narrative because he's a real MAGILANT NARSASSCIST.
A lot of incidents have occurred over the years.
He set up another individual on June 3rd/ 4th in 2024, took him to the strip club then had strippers on the inside acting along then eventually took him to Holiday Inn in Waterloo as they told him to get undressed then eventually made him take his shoes off etc.

The waterbottle was a good prop along with the staged cab and the banging noises LOL
MILES MULTANI: " yo, the certain individual is passing out"
ALI: " tell him to take off his shoes "
THAI: " I got the CAB 🚖 ready and the loud banging noises on deck"
STRIPPERS: "MILES MULTANI & ALI, are we getting paid for our time"

MILES MULTANI: " fucking right you are, bend over "
ALI: " MILES, can you bend over too "
THAI: " Wait for me guys I want to have a circle jerk with me in the middle "
by THAI 💩 February 13, 2025
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