by urmom6667 January 12, 2023
Get the josie thaimug. Every Friday ALVIN THAI LIM hosts THAIPOON Friday's
These TYPHOON FRIDAY'S include the following.
Thai Coconut 🥥
Thai Chili Pepper 🌶
Thai dragon 🐉
Thai Whistle 😙
🥳🎊 For all his VIP's he performs 🎊🥳
The 🍜 Thai soup 🍜
He has specials running right now so first CUM first seve basis!!
These TYPHOON FRIDAY'S include the following.
Thai Coconut 🥥
Thai Chili Pepper 🌶
Thai dragon 🐉
Thai Whistle 😙
🥳🎊 For all his VIP's he performs 🎊🥳
The 🍜 Thai soup 🍜
He has specials running right now so first CUM first seve basis!!
SAM: " Yo Mark, what are you saying this Friday "
MARK: " TOYOTA, has a lot of overtime this week so I might work afternoon shift for some OT, why whats up"
SAM: " THAI is hosting his THAIPOON Friday's "
MARK: " In that case!! These cars can build them selfs "
HANAHA: " Guys, you're Kidding me Right? I was in a relationship with THAI for many years.. OMG WTF 🤮🤢🤮
MARK: " TOYOTA, has a lot of overtime this week so I might work afternoon shift for some OT, why whats up"
SAM: " THAI is hosting his THAIPOON Friday's "
MARK: " In that case!! These cars can build them selfs "
HANAHA: " Guys, you're Kidding me Right? I was in a relationship with THAI for many years.. OMG WTF 🤮🤢🤮
by THAI 💩 February 13, 2025
Get the Thaimug. When you stack two “lady boys” on top of one another, make devil horns with a hand (pinky and index finger), and finger bang their assholes like two chopsticks.
I was so drunk in Bangkok that I thought I was taking two girls back to my hotel room, but I ended giving them a Thai Lunchbox and sent them on their way.
by anonymous January 15, 2025
Get the Thai Lunchboxmug. This small short lady boy from THAI LAND is notorious for getting botox in all parts of his body including his favourite part which are his lips 💋
JUNE 25TH, JUNE 26th, JUNE 27th & JUNE 28th all in the year of 2019 he got all jacked up on botox and steroids.
What a complete clown! The guy has kids that are starving and this what he does ? Does make sense now that he's completely BALD and he looks deformed & mangled like he's been through the shredder machine.
JUNE 25TH, JUNE 26th, JUNE 27th & JUNE 28th all in the year of 2019 he got all jacked up on botox and steroids.
What a complete clown! The guy has kids that are starving and this what he does ? Does make sense now that he's completely BALD and he looks deformed & mangled like he's been through the shredder machine.
KATARINA MORDY: " hey THAI, I'm going in for a session of filler for botox this week,
They have a special going on MAGILANT NARSASSCIST so I would recommend that you take the special because your brains 🧠 is swelled up so I think you another dose"
THAI: " KATARINA, the Botox deal sounds good because my boyfriend likes it when I get my lips 💋 done. He says the time he had in MEXICO was unforgettable while he was passes out and he got polished up under the sheets"
KATARINA: " WTF!! You are a BISEXUAL little MIGGET after ALL!! ... Im going ro tell RYAN & SAM !
They have a special going on MAGILANT NARSASSCIST so I would recommend that you take the special because your brains 🧠 is swelled up so I think you another dose"
THAI: " KATARINA, the Botox deal sounds good because my boyfriend likes it when I get my lips 💋 done. He says the time he had in MEXICO was unforgettable while he was passes out and he got polished up under the sheets"
KATARINA: " WTF!! You are a BISEXUAL little MIGGET after ALL!! ... Im going ro tell RYAN & SAM !
by THAI 💩 February 8, 2025
Get the Thaimug. Thai-Tran is one of the greatest friends you could ask for, a bit stubborn, but she means well. Very caring and chill as fuck, she's one of the greatest people you'll ever meet. :)
person 1: yo who's that?
persone 2: huh? oh, that's Thai-Tran, she's incredible!
person 3: Oh, are we talking bout Thai-Tran? aww haha yeah, she's amazing, odn't knwo what else to say, she is beyond words and i aodre her to bits :))
persone 2: huh? oh, that's Thai-Tran, she's incredible!
person 3: Oh, are we talking bout Thai-Tran? aww haha yeah, she's amazing, odn't knwo what else to say, she is beyond words and i aodre her to bits :))
by -///- love ya November 2, 2020
Get the Thai-Tranmug. A MAGILANT NARSASSCIST who needs to be clinlicy diagnosed because he clearly has a chemical imbalance of some sort that he has no clue who he is.
These are all the things he claims!!
I did reckon on the CHINESE TRIAD because I asked his mom, she laughed and said " he's too dumb and a complete coward but knows how to put on a show like he's tough"
When he gets angry, his top lip curls up and he puffs out his chest. It's really cute LMFAO
This guy is all over the map, his story changes on a daily basis and I also looked into the tattoo that's on his upper part of his neck. Once you tat your neck.. you are clearly stamped in society and I will give him credit for that because that does take guts but I have heard two different stories for that tattoo LOL.
1. He's from Malaysia
2. He's from TIWAN
3. He's from the PHILIPPINES
4. He's in the CHINESE TRIAD MAFIA LOL
5. He's CHRISTIAN
6. He's BUDIST
7. Claims he's a artist of some sort but doesn't posses any skill of any kind. The guy has no swag and can't even dress him self with a proper colour combo.
8. MR FUGAZI
9.IPC BULL SHIT trainer at ATS and he has that title on his header on his emails at his current company at Toyota in Woodstock. LOL what a Ding Dong
10. A real COCK SUCKER
11. Claims he's straight. We all know he isn't! LOL
12. He's told a hand full of people that he sucks his own DICK.
These are all the things he claims!!
I did reckon on the CHINESE TRIAD because I asked his mom, she laughed and said " he's too dumb and a complete coward but knows how to put on a show like he's tough"
When he gets angry, his top lip curls up and he puffs out his chest. It's really cute LMFAO
This guy is all over the map, his story changes on a daily basis and I also looked into the tattoo that's on his upper part of his neck. Once you tat your neck.. you are clearly stamped in society and I will give him credit for that because that does take guts but I have heard two different stories for that tattoo LOL.
1. He's from Malaysia
2. He's from TIWAN
3. He's from the PHILIPPINES
4. He's in the CHINESE TRIAD MAFIA LOL
5. He's CHRISTIAN
6. He's BUDIST
7. Claims he's a artist of some sort but doesn't posses any skill of any kind. The guy has no swag and can't even dress him self with a proper colour combo.
8. MR FUGAZI
9.IPC BULL SHIT trainer at ATS and he has that title on his header on his emails at his current company at Toyota in Woodstock. LOL what a Ding Dong
10. A real COCK SUCKER
11. Claims he's straight. We all know he isn't! LOL
12. He's told a hand full of people that he sucks his own DICK.
THAI: " yo TD, want me to make you your special drink? extra stirried with my pecker and a few 💊 pills in there ?
TD: " oOo⁰0oo⁰ooòOohHhhhhhh yesss!! Please do make me one extra stirred, I want the THAI special so I'm all over the
map so you can do what you do best with me ❤
TD: " oOo⁰0oo⁰ooòOohHhhhhhh yesss!! Please do make me one extra stirred, I want the THAI special so I'm all over the
map so you can do what you do best with me ❤
by THAI 💩 February 5, 2025
Get the THAImug. A short BISEXUAL MAGILANT NARSASSCIST with a lot of tattoos.
Be careful with these things because their top LIP curls up when they get MAD 😠 😜
You can find him at the back of the 💅 NAIL SALON giving out HAND JOBS to men & women.
He has a special going on every Friday called THAI POON Friday's, These Typhoon Friday's include.
1. Full hand job while his top lip is curled up.
2. THAI SMILE - in the missionary position only !!
3. THAI TANIC - with curry ice 🧊 cubes and end the session off with a THAI NUGGET.
If he's in a real good mood he will perform the THAI PADLOCK.
Please book your reservation now!! Limited spots left, Frst cum - first serve
Be careful with these things because their top LIP curls up when they get MAD 😠 😜
You can find him at the back of the 💅 NAIL SALON giving out HAND JOBS to men & women.
He has a special going on every Friday called THAI POON Friday's, These Typhoon Friday's include.
1. Full hand job while his top lip is curled up.
2. THAI SMILE - in the missionary position only !!
3. THAI TANIC - with curry ice 🧊 cubes and end the session off with a THAI NUGGET.
If he's in a real good mood he will perform the THAI PADLOCK.
Please book your reservation now!! Limited spots left, Frst cum - first serve
TD: " YO THAI, what are you saying this Friday???
THAI: " TD my Jamaican Brother,
It's THAI POON Friday's at the salon so I will be working. Please stop by so you & I can get out freak On"
TD: " Sounds good THAI POON 😋 "
THAI: " TD my Jamaican Brother,
It's THAI POON Friday's at the salon so I will be working. Please stop by so you & I can get out freak On"
TD: " Sounds good THAI POON 😋 "
by THAI 💩 February 5, 2025
Get the THAImug.