Ted Religon

An religon fastly growing in Canada where they supports someone who's name is ted
by Pastor of ted religon November 01, 2023
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Ted danks

Ted danks is the epitome of a BOT; essentially he is a second definition for BOT
1)Yo bro why would you do that, that was so TED DANKS.
2) HAH! mate, I can't believe you shat ur pants - that's so TED DANKS.
by THENAMEOFBOTS June 06, 2019
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Ted butt

To play leap-frog and, upon leaping over someone, slam your gooch into the back of their head.
dude: "Ow! I smacked my head into you! Are you okay?"

other dude: "No! I got hit right in the gooch! You Ted butted me!"
by a blasian man September 30, 2012
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teddy ted

He’s asleep forever. He’s dead.
That boy in the red. Ten bans will leave him dead. I keep my shooters fed. That blicky got a lead. These niggas teddy ted.
by Astroflo July 09, 2023
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Ted Starkins

Anyone with this name is an absolute wanker
that guy Ted Starkins is an absolute wanker
by PhAnToM73 October 09, 2022
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Ted Cruisin'

To take a flight to a warm place while the proletariat freeze.
"How are you staying warm in this year's Texas freeze?"
"I'm Ted Cruisin' in Austria, mate."
by satans' February 04, 2023
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ted forden

ted forden is really fucking gay
by uyyighhg May 29, 2020
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