ted forden

Really fucking gay

ted forden is really fucking gay

by uyyighhg May 29, 2020

Ted Cruzin

Leaving your responsibilities for a sandy beach or tropical location during a disaster or tragic event.

I am about to be Ted Cruzin out of here. People are asking me to do stuff.

by Catch7 February 18, 2021

ted don

Ted don is the urge you get after drinking a can of doctor pepper making you want to eat the can after to get all the taste and flavour out of your money

Bro i bought a can of doctor pepper last night and totally ted doned it

by Mr rando 69 January 12, 2023

lil ted

Someone who peaks early and then becomes a pathetic person later in life

Lil bow wow, lil ted, I can't tell the difference.

by Lil Ted February 17, 2017

Ted butt

To play leap-frog and, upon leaping over someone, slam your gooch into the back of their head.

dude: "Ow! I smacked my head into you! Are you okay?"

other dude: "No! I got hit right in the gooch! You Ted butted me!"

by a blasian man September 29, 2012

Ted Dollins

Someone who cannot pay attention. Because of pure distraction or lack of ability to listen.

"I told you specifically not to buy this brand of bread! Pay some fucking attention Ted Dollins"

by Albino namekian October 19, 2020

Ted Gogerty

He is a lit kiddo with many frendz, he has a bad gaming laptop and wants to sell it lol he is ginger

Ted Gogerty is a nonce and he like yr 7’s

by Yeah chief March 25, 2019