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college technique

When you back yourself on to a suction cup dildo stuck to your college/university dorm room door hoping that no one slams your door closed or rips your door open giving you serious anal/vaginal injuries
My friend got me a dildo so I gave it the college technique
by Longerdicknigga69 December 20, 2018
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The Graston Technique

A medical procedure commonly used by chiropractors. Often guised as a real method of relaxing the patients muscles, the Graston Technique is actually a form of anal intercourse between the patient and said practitioner.

The Graston Technique, was first innovated by John H. Graston, the first openly homosexual Chiropractor in the year 1963.

Joe Campbell has been noted with popularizing the technique in the modern Chiropractic era.
Holy Cow! My Chiro gave me the Graston Technique last weekend and I've never felt better!
by John H. Graston October 12, 2023
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Techniques

"Techniques," as used by prank channel CringeCamTV, is an undefined term meant to confuse whoever he's pranking. Typically, CringeCamTV will walk up to a store employee, show them printed photos of guys giving a light skin stare (his "documents"), and will ask if the store carries techniques, technology, horse shoes, stallion cream, latino oil, lube, or other odd items that he doesn't elaborate on. Again, "techniques" in this context doesn't have a proper definition, but CringeCamTV talks about it like it's common knowledge, adding to the mystery and confusion. Given the suggestive or freaky nature of some of the images he shows, it can be assumed that "techniques" refers to something sexual, but no one can say for sure.
CringeCamTV: "You guys got techniques?"
Store Employee: "Sorry?"
CringeCamTV: Shows light skin stare picture "Techniques. Like, technology type crap. Modified techniques."
Store Employee: "Um... I have no idea what you're talking about."
CringeCamTV: Points to light skin stare picture "So no, like, stallion cream, technology work shoes? None of that?"
Store Employee: Speechless, dumbfounded
CringeCamTV: "Shit, I think I'm gonna have to go to another location."
by OVERDRIVEN32 August 13, 2024
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