A phrase used to define a humdrum day full of mediocrity (for all intensive purposes just an ordinary day), and to perpetuate your apathy towards such a day, regardless of what day of the week it actually is.
Steve: Hey Ralph how was your day?
Ralph: Oh you know steve, just your standard tuesday.
Steve: But...its friday.
Ralph: Yeah, I know.
Ralph: Oh you know steve, just your standard tuesday.
Steve: But...its friday.
Ralph: Yeah, I know.
by ATWAi-e-a-o-u November 18, 2011
When one has freshly washed the bedding and the night one has washed it they sleep in the bed naked. If one has not washed the bedding and they sleep naked this cannot be classed as naked Tuesday but as just sleeping naked. To clarify naked Tuesday doesn't have to be on Tuesday.
Naked Tuesday:
Wife; the bedsheets are in the washing machine
Husband; oh we are having naked Tuesday tonight !
NOT:
Wife: let's sleep naked
Husband: I agree let's sleep naked
Wife; the bedsheets are in the washing machine
Husband; oh we are having naked Tuesday tonight !
NOT:
Wife: let's sleep naked
Husband: I agree let's sleep naked
by Pizza is my religion November 29, 2014
by Likeseafarerslovestars August 08, 2014
When you put meat, lettuce, tomato, sour cream, and cheese in a girl’s pussy and eat her out on a Tuesday
Guy: You down for some Taco Tuesday tonight?
Girl: yeah did you stop by the store?
Guy: I got everything except for taco shells 😏
Girl: yeah did you stop by the store?
Guy: I got everything except for taco shells 😏
by MickeyMouse n’ ParkyPoo March 26, 2019
A sexual act which consists of one vomiting on a male partner's scrotum. The etymology of the name comes from where the act originated, which was at a Ruby Tuesday's restaurant in Texas, occurring whilst the song Ruby Tuesday was playing. The infamous incident happened when an unnamed Senator went to the bathroom to drop a deuce and was greeted by a drunken homosexual representative who was attempting to engage in fellatio. Due to the intoxication, all the representative could do was vomit on the senator's balls, before passing out, head in the toilet.
While at its core the act is considered accidental when attempting fellatio, there are certain subcultures which have embraced and adopted the Ruby Tuesday as a traditional greeting.
While at its core the act is considered accidental when attempting fellatio, there are certain subcultures which have embraced and adopted the Ruby Tuesday as a traditional greeting.
"My wife was going to give me head yesterday, but the previous night of partying resulted in a Ruby Tuesday."
by Emerald Wednesday February 28, 2012
by Chacaron December 07, 2008
A traditional rave in the team room that is butt-naked. Also in includes strobe lights and sometimes glow sticks.
Tyler B: You are gay if you do techno tuesday.
Joe: No ur not, its is just dancing naked.
Tyler B: What are you gonna do about it then?
Joe: Pee on you.
Joe: No ur not, its is just dancing naked.
Tyler B: What are you gonna do about it then?
Joe: Pee on you.
by hanson4prez November 27, 2009