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Tristan Cole

He has not talent he is ugly skinny and he is a bitch he is bad at everything
by Joel Nordic September 16, 2020
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tristan bartels

an absolute loser who gets absolutely no puss
buddy defintely has never touched a boob

a virgin if ive ever saw one.
by bonerchampwithahugeragingboner October 25, 2022
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Tristan Tiatia

a stupid arabic. boy who uses his friends for fame.
"there's the stupid arabic boy!! Tristan Tiatia!!!!"
by timmy the fat nigger February 13, 2022
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Pulling a Tristan

when a friend tells your crush that you like them, without your permission
Crush: Alex told me you like me...
You: Dammit, Alex pulled a Tristan on me!
l.a.t.e.r
You: Why'd you tell my crush that I like her?
Alex: She was asking, sorry for pulling a Tristan man...
by I.hate.everyone November 17, 2019
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chloe and tristan

Chloe and Tristan are a sweet loving couple, both around the same age. They love each other so so much and everyone is jealous whenever they walk into the room together. Everyone wants a relationship like theirs.
randomperson1: Chloe and Tristan are the perfect couple
randomperson2: I know right, I wish I had a relationship like theirs
by chloe1108 December 1, 2020
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Tristan Hair

AKA Honda Hair, Taylor Hair

So named after Hiroto Honda (Tristan Taylor dubbed) from Yu-Gi-Oh, who has hair that would've been memetic had he only been a more prominent character.

When somebody's hair sticks out by more than an inch and comes to a point in front of their heads.
David Tennant, Scottish actor from Doctor Who, has an epic case of Tristan Hair, especially when he's in a windy scene or jumping around.
by Froggiest Prebble September 5, 2011
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Tristan wedgie

A natural just happens wedgie that is so bad that the legs of your underwear are by the waist band and if you wear your pants down low you can see your but cheeks
guy1: "man i hate Tristan wedgies"
guy2: "what are they"
guy1: "you know them insane wedgies when your but cheeks show?'
guy2: "hate those....."
by t1995byrne October 3, 2011
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