Nathan

A fuckin baller with a 9 inch pp who is usually white and gets all the bitches. However he can be very kind when he chooses. Probably a rapper but no one fuckin cares bc he isnt black. The absolute definition of savage. Nathan tends to be secretely clever but doesnt always care about showing it because he simply doesn't give a fuck.
Damn Nathan is such a savage I want his massive throbbing, white, enormous, unbelievable, valumpious cock inside of my less superior body.

reb: is that nathan
carla: omg nathan's so hot but i'm not confident enough to talk to him
reb: no you don't talk to him cause he fucked your sister

by revivecreampie February 2, 2023

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don't be a Nathan

Josh: "Are you a Nathan?"
Brew: "Yes, now I want pictures of spiderman!"

by Infinitefun527 July 19, 2023

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Well well well what can I say about a Nathan. He is the reincarnation of your mums great great grandad's mum. He is a wonderful human with a beautiful big toe. He will never give you up and he will never let you down and never gonna turn around and hurt you. However, he is a fun guy to be around and will always take you and your life to the least of his priorities in an attempt to assert dominance over your mother.

None Nathan: "who are you!"
Nathan: "Your mum"

None Nathan: "OH SHIT! You are a Nathan! Everyone run he is dangerous and will hurt us all"

The end

by Big Shaq's Mum December 2, 2021

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