Orally stimulating a lactating woman's anus with ones tongue in the classic 69 position, while simultaneously find comfort betwixt her pendulous mammaries.
I totally tit fucked her while eating out her ass the other night! You know, the good ol' rusty cow routine. Boob juice got everywhere.
by Mamfucker69 February 25, 2018
Get the Rusty cowmug. When someone kneels behind a guy on all fours and they jerk him off from behind. As he climaxes, blowing into his asshole will result in his dick turn into a living fire hose.
by Xx_Gay_Sonic_xX September 24, 2022
Get the cow techniquemug. To pass the time, Bessie the cow and her friend Elsie like to play a version of a game they saw at the county fair.
To start, Bessie puts three inverted shells on a table and places a small round pebble under one of them (at least she hopes it is a pebble -- she found it on the ground in one of the pastures). Bessie then proceeds to swap pairs of shells, while Elsie tries to guess the location of the pebble.
The standard version of the game the cows saw being played at the county fair allowed the player to see the initial location of the pebble, and then required guessing its final location after all the swaps were complete.
However, the cows like to play a version where Elsie does not know the initial location of the pebble, and where she can guess the pebble location after every swap. Bessie, knowing the right answer, gives Elsie a score at the end equal to the number of correct guesses she made.
Given the swaps and the guesses, but not the initial pebble location, please determine the highest possible score Elsie could have earned.
To start, Bessie puts three inverted shells on a table and places a small round pebble under one of them (at least she hopes it is a pebble -- she found it on the ground in one of the pastures). Bessie then proceeds to swap pairs of shells, while Elsie tries to guess the location of the pebble.
The standard version of the game the cows saw being played at the county fair allowed the player to see the initial location of the pebble, and then required guessing its final location after all the swaps were complete.
However, the cows like to play a version where Elsie does not know the initial location of the pebble, and where she can guess the pebble location after every swap. Bessie, knowing the right answer, gives Elsie a score at the end equal to the number of correct guesses she made.
Given the swaps and the guesses, but not the initial pebble location, please determine the highest possible score Elsie could have earned.
by 0mnip0tent November 6, 2020
Get the Bessie the cowmug. When somebody will raise there voice and start swearing and freaking out at you for saying something or trying to help them.
Spazz Cow : Omg i was trying to help Becky with her problems and she totally had a Spazz Cow. Girl 1- my parents are so poor! Girl 2- maybe you should get a job? Girl 1- i don't have a social insurance number! Girl 2- ask your parents to get you one Girl 1- THEY DONT HAVE MONEY TO FUCKING BUY ME ONE, WE HAD DRY TACO SHELLS FOR DINNER BECAUSE THEIR POOR! Spazz Cow
by Linksi May 13, 2009
Get the Spazz Cow mug. /c0w , kY-t/
verb:
a euphemism used to describe a way to motivate/push your sexual partner to try something-else or new during sex,
The act of being lazy during sex to entice/spark an idea to your partner to try something new
I.e. when a man acts like a lazy "cow" in bed and does nothing until the woman trys something new,
" You gotta get her runnin, before you start runnin " - family guy
verb:
a euphemism used to describe a way to motivate/push your sexual partner to try something-else or new during sex,
The act of being lazy during sex to entice/spark an idea to your partner to try something new
I.e. when a man acts like a lazy "cow" in bed and does nothing until the woman trys something new,
" You gotta get her runnin, before you start runnin " - family guy
by HonorsStudent101 June 23, 2017
Get the cow kitemug. by ryan FUCKING b October 23, 2010
Get the cow pigletmug. An insulting insult towards someone if they are being moody.. and a cow. Usually Females get called a 'Moody Cow'
by NearlyFamous February 22, 2009
Get the Moody Cowmug.