TJ Mulligan

When you got whiskey dick and you cant get un-shrunk enough to penetrate and you are only halfie during head so she gives you an apathetic consellation tugjob until you both shake on it and call it quits.

I got whiskey dick at the bar last and couldn't finish when I got home. At she gave me a TJ Mulligan until I passed out.

by euewiuhgwiuehiufeiuefbhveifubv November 10, 2025

TJ

Bandwagon

After the team's first win, everyone jumped on the TJ, pretending they'd been die-hard fans all along!

by Soy Sauce on Rice Bowl July 9, 2024

Tj

Tj has a huge dick

1st person: Look at the size of that dick!
2nd person: Fuck it's enormous, must be Tj's

by Hjdjnggkhunu7777 July 13, 2024

on TJ

On TJ is the highest thing to swear something on. If you break on TJ you will be haunted by TJ for the rest of your life. If you break on TJ you are also a treesh and are the equivalent to the large colossal shits TJ takes. Your ass will also be invaded by TJ's sidekick Baxter.

Bitch I FUCKING promise o-on TJ!!!

by Professor Starks December 6, 2022

Tj

Tj, is someone who is so big he brought a spoon to the super bowl

E- did you see tj at the super bowl?
k- yeah he had a spoon with him because he’s so fucking big

by realfr September 19, 2023

I gotta call TJ

Code words for “ I gotta take a dump in Apt.”

Man my belly Hurts!! I gotta call TJ!

by Winger444 September 29, 2023

tj

a rapist and doesn't know how to treat girls. he has a small penis and is the worst hockey player ever.

tj is a huge asshole and has no freinds

by tj should kill himself November 30, 2021