Christmas tire

The roll of fat you accumulate during Christmas vacations

Time to start working off the Christmas tire I grew around my waist.

by Mik_ka January 5, 2011

fat tire

when you lick someones butt hole while there is a little piece of poo sticking out.

would you rather fat tire somebody or dry hump your mom for ten minutes?

by Timeout Tent July 19, 2010

Spare Tire

Similar to a third wheel, but instead of one couple and a single person, there are two couples and a single person. The name comes from the fifth wheel in a car, or the spare tire.

It was supposed to be a double date, but Tim decided to show up, thus making himself a spare tire.

by sven_meister January 1, 2011

Flat Tire

Getting an elbow in the testicles during a pit stop gone wrong.

I was getting the best pit stop from this girl when she accidentally gave me a flat tire.

by TheMasterOfBates May 6, 2011

Tired Tears

The constant stream of tears you produce when you're extremely tired and need some sleep.

I knew that I really needed to go to bed because of all of my tired tears.

by seashells1221 January 5, 2012

Tired Balls

It's where you have fucked every woman that you know. That moment when you realize you have screwed every hoe at the party, and now you must move on to the inanimate objects of the scene. You have fucked the walls, the sofa, the TV, the toaster, hell you've screwed the hole in the bottom of the toilet bowl at this point. You now currently understand the definition of "tired balls". What a wise person you have become. Charismatic indeed! ;)

"You see Ferdinand at the party last night? Dude screwed the whole hole house literally. Property damage was so bad from the cock wielding party shark the government had to pay for the land to be terraformed into a recognizable state. Dat foo must of had some tired balls!.... hehe... Yeah... penis rage!"

by TGSUnderground (Also my YT) December 1, 2013

flat tire

Noun

Slang for 'half flaccid penis' or 'incredibly small and useless penis'. This is said to originated with the Tourette's Guy.

You Have a flat tire.

by misterissues June 11, 2009