matrix

An absolute pain in the ass

Shit i have to do transform this matrix.

by Huge Cocked Boy September 4, 2022

Matrix Babies

Persons born in the age of the internet who interact with it but who are not fully aware of the extreme power and rapidly expanding reach of information collection and propaganda projection system unregulated by democratic controls.

Mark: Those kids are glued to their phones.

Elon: Yeah, and fortunately most of these matrix babies are oblivious to how much information about them is being collected, what is being done with it and how it determines what comes across their screens.

origin: kjl

by kjl100 October 18, 2025

matrixize

when a society matrixizes it means it inclines towards increased governmental control and feminism which by extension enslaves the average male members of society and emasculates him by bluepilling him into being NPC.

our society matrixizes before our very eyes.

by nigerianwut December 23, 2022

Matrix Mondays

Definition: Matrix Mondays

An information technology error or incident or series of incidents that occur on any Monday and ultimately disrupts productivity for a valuable period time.

Examples in a sentence:
James: “I can’t seem to integrate calendly to my email calendar and we need to prioritize this immediately.” Matt can you setup your calendly IMAP server now.”

Response: “No way it’s Monday… I’m not starting my week by getting sucked into the vortex of Matrix Mondays!”

“I’ll call them and figure it out myself”

ring ring… please hold while we find an agent for you… 1 hour later… I’m sorry goodbye *click*

History : A term coined by Matt Clarke, COO @ Nuera Capital in 2024.

Last week Matrix Mondays almost got me fired. I had my email server crash and my zoom account suspended without warning because the payment didn’t go through. I couldn’t see my meetings so they were all cancelled and I just wanted to scream:

by UptobeHappy November 26, 2024

The Horizon Matrix

The Horizon Matrix philosophy is a personal growth and well-being approach that involves exploring and incorporating teachings and practices from various spiritual and philosophical traditions to create harmony and balance in one's life. It involves self-exploration, personal development, and cultivating mindfulness and contentment. It involves being open to learning and changing in order to achieve fulfilment and involves a holistic approach that includes both inner exploration and outer action.

What do you believe in?
I have my own philosophy, taking the good from everything I see.
What is it called?
The horizon matrix.

Why?
The word "horizon" is placed first, to emphasize the idea of reaching towards new possibilities and growth. The word "matrix" follows, giving a structure or foundation to support that growth.

by sor333 December 19, 2022

Matrix HolyHand Cult

THIS IS THE BEST CULT EVER. JOIN DRIPCRAFT MINECRAFT SERVER TO BE IN HOLY HAND CULT.

Onichans Cult is so good. It can be soo holy. This must be the Matrix HolyHand Cult

by MatrixHand🤩 March 29, 2021

Matrix Engineer

Software Engineer working in overpriced, overhyped industry meanwhile working on cryptocurrencies and NFT due to recent rapid growth in technology in last 50 years and lack of confiscation/buy out companies with setting up unions in companies like Meta and lack of law system, also in many cases people with serious maniacal view on power of technology due to mesmerizing experience from computer games, in most extreme cases pimping from an early age.

- Do you know that guy Salt Almond ?
- Yes he is one of those Matrix Engineers.
- Those guys just want to put us into a mental cage for profit.
- They should start a church.

by FckYouTaylor November 21, 2023