Dick

Alternative currency used by mountain-dwellers in Colorado. Usually equal to $40 USD.

Jason: Hey man, I'm short some dick, can you loan me a 20?
Friend: Sure, here you go. Let your wife know she can come to me for dick too if you're short again.
Jason: You're a good friend.

by Dee Z. Nutz March 31, 2019

Dick

The sneaky snake between a mans legs
Also know as the second or main brain of a man

Mary Walked in johns room only to find him going at it with a sock on his dick

by Titty-Fister April 05, 2016

Dick

A complete jerk and a person who is always disappointing, even when given the best of chances

guy stop being such a dick

by Sir boss November 01, 2018

Dick

A big pencil used for penetration in a stretch armstrong

Put your dick In me

by ( ͡°З ͡°) January 29, 2018

Dick

Someone, usually a chap, who is a very silly sort of fellow.

Hey you, Michael Webb, you're a dick!

by Cornish Chap March 18, 2015

Dick

A gay person's and slut's favorite type of lolipop. Usually releases milk when really horny.

You see the person over there? He sucks dick.

by Mr.Explosions February 20, 2020

Dick

Something girls like to suck on

Kate: sucks on dick**
Jason: im gonna cum.
Jason: cums in kates mouth**

Kate: mmmmm** licks cum*

by Sexisfunofcum June 01, 2019